What are the words to the Oscar Mayer Weiner song?

Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner,
that is what I'd truly like to be,
'cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner,
everyone would be in love with me.

That song is one I'll never forget. Once as a kid I got to meet Lil Oscar, and I still have the weiner whistle he gave me.

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/o/oscar+brand/oscar+mayer+weiner_20607913.html

Well, that was only the first verse... The kid in the commercial went on to sing:

"Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer weiner,
that is what I'd truly hate to be,
'cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner,
there would soon be nothing left of me."

but he quickly sees the negative reaction from his lyrics and goes back to the first verse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Mayer

[Added reference link - McG]