reedy
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The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally. Reply #1. Dec 19 23, 11:21 AM |
apathy100
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The pickle didn't know whether he was a gerkin or a cucumber. It was quite the "dill"emma Reply #2. Dec 19 23, 1:58 PM |
Snowman
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You just can't trust atoms. They make up everything. Reply #3. Dec 19 23, 2:08 PM |
paulmallon
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I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope. Reply #4. Jan 10 24, 3:21 PM |
Gumby1967
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A Nice Comeback: "Nobody can be as good as you think you are". Reply #5. Jan 26 24, 6:01 AM |
pennie1478
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I named my two dogs Timex and Rolex. They're good watch dogs. Reply #6. Jan 27 24, 3:02 PM |
H53
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Be true to your teeth or they'll be false to you. Reply #7. Feb 01 24, 8:23 AM |
paulmallon
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“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” - Rodney Dangerfield Reply #8. Feb 07 24, 3:39 PM |
varnish
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So a guy walks into a bar ..... Then a table..... Then a barstool .... Then a bar..... Reply #9. Feb 11 24, 12:48 PM |
Cymruambyth
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Reply #10. Feb 11 24, 4:41 PM |
paulmallon
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In an Infinity Pool? Reply #11. Feb 12 24, 12:07 PM |
satguru
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How does an account pick his nose? He works it out with a pencil. Reply #12. Feb 13 24, 7:22 PM |
odo5435
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If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent? Reply #13. Feb 14 24, 7:06 AM |
lordprescott
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I spent all night wondering what made the sun come up; then I saw the light. Reply #14. Feb 14 24, 3:23 PM |
Mazee1
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When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? Reply #15. Apr 04 24, 12:43 PM |
RAILRD
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You can tune a piano,but you can't tuna fish! Reply #16. Apr 20 24, 3:38 PM |
bvrblvr1
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Why do we drive on a "parkway", but we park on a "driveway"? Reply #17. Apr 21 24, 12:23 PM |
paulmallon
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him go scuba diving Reply #18. Apr 26 24, 10:07 AM |
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