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Subject: one liner

Posted by: Waves306
Date: Dec 19 23

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

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reedy star


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The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

Reply #1. Dec 19 23, 11:21 AM
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The pickle didn't know whether he was a gerkin or a cucumber. It was quite the "dill"emma

Reply #2. Dec 19 23, 1:58 PM
Snowman star


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You just can't trust atoms. They make up everything.

Reply #3. Dec 19 23, 2:08 PM
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I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.

Reply #4. Jan 10 24, 3:21 PM
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A Nice Comeback:
"Nobody can be as good as you think you are".

Reply #5. Jan 26 24, 6:01 AM
pennie1478
I named my two dogs Timex and Rolex. They're good watch dogs.

Reply #6. Jan 27 24, 3:02 PM
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Be true to your teeth or they'll be false to you.


Reply #7. Feb 01 24, 8:23 AM
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“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
- Rodney Dangerfield



Reply #8. Feb 07 24, 3:39 PM
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So a guy walks into a bar .....
Then a table.....
Then a barstool ....
Then a bar.....

Reply #9. Feb 11 24, 12:48 PM
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Reply #10. Feb 11 24, 4:41 PM
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In an Infinity Pool?

Reply #11. Feb 12 24, 12:07 PM
satguru star


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How does an account pick his nose? He works it out with a pencil.

Reply #12. Feb 13 24, 7:22 PM
odo5435
If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Reply #13. Feb 14 24, 7:06 AM
lordprescott
I spent all night wondering what made the sun come up; then I saw the light.

Reply #14. Feb 14 24, 3:23 PM
Mazee1 star


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When you go to the mind reader,
do you get half price?

Reply #15. Apr 04 24, 12:43 PM
RAILRD star


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You can tune a piano,but you can't tuna fish!

Reply #16. Apr 20 24, 3:38 PM
bvrblvr1
Why do we drive on a "parkway", but we park on a "driveway"?

Reply #17. Apr 21 24, 12:23 PM
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him go scuba diving

Reply #18. Apr 26 24, 10:07 AM


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