25. As the first tutoring sessions begin in Baptista Minola's house, what does Katherina do to Hortensio, her new music teacher?
From Quiz The Taming of the Shrew
Answer:
she hits him over the head with his lute
The arrival of a motley crew of suitors at Minola's house is preceded by a second brief cameo glimpse of Katherina's characteristic behaviour as, having tied her younger sister's hands, she tries to bully her into revealing the name of her favourite suitor and ends up slapping her, just as her father enters the room in time to untie Bianca's hands and send her away out of immediate danger. Her sister, however, follows her out in a fury, whereupon my New Penguin Shakespeare edition of the play provides the following remarkably detailed stage direction:
[Enter Gremio, with Lucentio, disguised as Cambio, in the habit of a mean man; Petruccio, with Hortensio, disguised as Licio; and Tranio, disguised as Lucentio, with his boy, Biondello, bearing a lute and books.]
Baptista could be forgiven for appearing a little taken aback by the sudden appearance of this crowd, but Petruccio, as ever, takes the initiative and expresses his wish to pay court to Katherina, at the same time introducing his friend Hortensio as Licio, a clever young tutor "Cunning in music and the mathematics,/To instruct her fully in those sciences" (Hortensio's original plan was to tutor Bianca, not her sister, and the actor playing him is entitled to register acute dismay at this unwanted change of pupil). Gremio then presents Lucentio as Cambio, a tutor "cunning in Greek, Latin and other languages", and Tranio announces himself as Lucentio, another suitor for the hand of the "fair and virtuous" Bianca who has brought a lute and some books as gifts for her. The two would-be tutors are quickly sent off to begin their first lessons.
Baptista and Petruccio then get down to business discussing details of bequests and dowries, although the former is clearly nervous about likely shenanigans from his eldest daughter which could ruin everything. (Katherina's dowry is fixed at twenty thousand crowns, which one scholarly professor has discovered was "an extraordinary figure in the 1590s, about two and a half times the going portion even among the highest peerage", as if Minola is so desperate to get rid of his daughter that he is happy to pay her bridegroom almost anything to take her off his hands.) Petruccio, however - even though he has yet to meet his intended bride - expresses no qualms: "I am rough and woo not like a babe," he reassures his prospective father-in-law. He becomes even more enthusiastic when the hapless Hortensio appears with the broken lute draped around his neck "as in a pillory", peering forlornly through the instrument (Katherina's verdict, evidently, on the quality of his music tuition). "Now, by the world, it is a lusty wench," cries Petruccio,/I love her ten times more than e'er I did./O, how I long to have some chat with her!" He is soon to have his wish, and while he waits for her to appear he takes the opportunity to explain his rough wooing tactics to the audience:
"Save that she rail, why then I'll tell her plain
She sings as sweetly as a nightingale.
Say that she frown, I'll say she looks as clear
As morning roses newly wash'd with dew ...";
and so on, and so on.