Lionel Hutz: Attorney At Law Trivia Quiz

Answer: True

This occurs in the episode "Realty Bites", which was his last major appearance.

Answer: I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm

His law office is called "I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm", and it is located in the Springfield Shopping Mall, as shown multiple times. Also, his "office" was once a telephone booth, according to the episode "The Last Temptation of Homer".

Answer: free pizza

"Lionel Hutz. Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free."

Answer: Mitch

Ned played Stanley, Apu played Steve, Otto played Pablo (until being replaced by director Llewelyn Sinclair), Helen Lovejoy played Stella, and Marge played Blanche. Hutz: "Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play. I also play Mitch!"

Answer: Fork

He walks into the room, combing his hair with a fork, before assuring Homer that he will win because he saw a muted episode of Matlock on in a bar the night before.

Answer: cigars

"Why don't I just give you this pen with my phone number on it. It looks just like a cigar. Isn't that something!"

Answer: Selma Bouvier

Homer: (on phone) "Hello, Selma? Selma my dear, how are you?... Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. How would you like to marry Apu so he doesn't get deported?" Selma: "I'd rather eat poison. My name's already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nahassapeema-whatever. From now on, I'm only marrying for love... Mmm, possibly once more for money."

Answer: shredded newspaper

Hutz: "Mr. Burns, we've got witnesses, precedent and a paper trail a mile long!" Burns: "Yes... but I have ten high-priced lawyers." Hutz: "Ahh, Ahhh, Ahhhh!" (runs out of the office) Homer: "He left his briefcase. Hey, it's full of shredded newspaper."

Answer: Phil Hartman

Philip Edward Hartmann was born on September 24th, 1948 in Brantford, Ontario, Canada. He was born "Hartmann", but later dropped the second "n". Unfortunately, Hartman was killed by his wife in his home on May 28th, 1998, just before she took her own life. The great actor of dozens of popular voices, and the hit TV sitcom "Newsradio", will be missed forever.

Answer: he's not wearing any pants

Hutz: "And so, ladies and gentleman of the jury I rest my case." Judge: "Hmmm. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants?" Hutz: [looks down] "DAAAA! I move for a bad court thingy." Judge: "You mean a mistrial?" Hutz: "Right! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy." Judge: "You mean the lawyer?" Hutz: "Right."

Answer: pearl necklace

"You'll be getting more than just a lawyer, Mr. Simpson. You'll also be getting this exquisite faux pearl necklace, a ninety-nine dollar value, as our gift to you."

Answer: "The Never-Ending Story"

"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film 'The Never-Ending Story'."

Answer: monkey

Hutz: "Now Marge, you've come to the right place. By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey! [To the monkey] Better cut down there, Smokey!" Marge: "Mr. Hutz!" Hutz: "Look - he's taking another puff!"

Answer: turns into a sponge

Hutz: "Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law. Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water." Homer: "Ooh, classy."

Answer: son

Hutz: "Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I - uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder." Marge: "Is that bad?" Hutz: "Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I kinda ran over his dog." Marge: "Ya did?" Hutz: "Actually, replace 'kinda' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'." Well, that's it! Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed it!