* "If there's any channel that should be illegal, it'd be that all-women's channel, 'Lifetime Supply of Pantyhose' or something."
* "Oh, my romantic life has passed its peak. Take me out to the pasture and shoot me."
* "Here's a new idea for you, Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. You just laugh at the people who do count."
* "Oh boy. Oh God. Oh crap. Oh no."
* "Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know, even if he can't say he does. And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's ok 'cause he's a guy, right?".
* "Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together, we are masters of our sexual destiny."
* Which of the following characters' were not involved in the deleted diarrhea scene from 'American Pie 2'?
* Which of the following characters' were NOT in the deleted scene from 'American Pie 2' where they go back to their old high school?
* What was the main event planed for Stifler's Dad in the second movie?
* What was 'American Pie' originally going to be called?
* In 'American Pie 2' what was originally in the box, that should contain the pie, that Jim's mom drops?
* When were the two movies make
* "Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV last night?"
* "If you want to get her in the sack, tell her you love her."
* "So we're gonna be close next year."
* "We have dances like this. Only they're way funner."
* "I don't think girls are impressed by miniature golf."
* "I can taste the bubbles."
* "You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey."
* "Can you get your balls off of me?"