14. The boys claim to have an emergency and need to go back, referring to Cartman's stomach issues (though the guides think Stan is talking about Kenny's herpes.) Which equine animal do the guides suggest the boys can use to go back?
From Quiz 16.6 "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining"
Answer:
Horses
If they didn't find another way to leave, they would need to zipline from the summit, which is why the guides suggest the boys go to a horse stable, a piece of advice they follow. Upon reaching the stable, the boys get excited as they will get 4 horses and be sent on their way, but they then realize that horseback riding is done in a tour group as well! The horses are only allowed to travel 4 miles an hour, which makes the ordeal even worse for the children. The narrator then changes the name of the episode to "I Should've Never Thought Horseback Riding Would Be Any Better Than Ziplining."
After the horseback group stops for lunch, Stan has another idea: go to a nearby marina and take a boat. Though the boys seem resigned to their fate of staying with the horse group, they ultimately decide to follow Stan's newest plan. "What could possibly go wrong?", asks Stan. After Stan says that, a rarely seen situation in "South Park" occurs, as the image switches to human actors playing the children. The boys discover that the boat is only allowed to travel 5 miles an hour! The narrator once again changes the name of the episode to "I Should Have Never Got on a God Damn Boat."