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1. "Hello mother, hello father,
Here I'm bathing, in a lather.
Can you see that I'm not complaining
As I brush my _____ to stop them from decaying!"
What part of the body am I brushing?
2. "I look handsome in the mirror
People think I'm quite a terror.
Yes, I've washed behind my _____
And put itching powder in my brother's sneakers!"
What part of the body am I washing behind?
3. "Do you think I'm getting warty
For all the bad times I've been naughty.
I'd better _____ for forgiveness
It was me who stole the pearl from Ma's new necklace!"
What word is missing?
4. "I start praying by my pillow,
Sometimes truth is hard to swallow.
Dressed in 'jamas, and my slippers
Don't tell Pa I washed his _____ with his old knickers!"
What have I washed with Pa's old knickers?
5. "Do you remember Aunty Katie
When she started getting flaky?
I spiked her _____ with some whisky
Then she ran off with a Pole called Sven Madejski!"
What is the missing drink?
6. "All my teachers call me cheeky
Underhand, and sometimes sneaky.
With my slingshot I'd take fire
And shoot some _____ at girls lined up in the choir!"
What type of food is thrown at the girls?
7. "Our pet _____ was a goner
When I fed it belladonna.
Remember Rex, our friendly staffie?
Well I sold it to a man I met in a café!"
Which animal has died?
8. "I'm so sorry for being bad
And for making you very sad.
I am starting to go bananas
Can an _____ come to Earth to teach me manners?"
Which celestial being can you see in this picture?
9. "Dearest mother, here's some _____
Dearest father, I'll work for hours.
Do you think my sins will go
If I do my chores and give the grass a mow?"
What are these scented blooms called?
10. "I will help around the house
Working quiet as a _____.
When I've finished, all I pray
Is for you to give me hugs and kisses every day!"
What is the missing animal?
Source: Author
Plodd
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