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1. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even in Laos.
The stockings were hung by the China with care,
In hopes that Nepal soon would be... where?
2. The children were nestled all snug in their Feds,
While visions of bubbles danced in their heads.
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just lowered interest rates after a long economic snap.
3. When out on the lawn there rolled with a clatter,
I sprang from the Wing to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Just in time for the yearly easter egg dash.
4. With an ambulance driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be quite sick.
More rapid than Eagles his pulse finally came,
And I sweated, and shouted, and called "STAT!" by name!
5. "Now Dasher! now, Actor! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cold War!, on Bonzo and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! Tear down this wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
6. As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with Big Easy, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the waters they grew,
With much clamoring for FEMA, to Saint Stadium they flew.
7. He was dressed all in spandex, from his head to his foot,
And his legacy was tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of lies he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.
8. His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like marshmallows, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
As they aimed their proton packs and hoped they wouldn't blow.
9. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And planted his beans, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the beanstalk he rose!
10. He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight...?
Source: Author
Terry
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