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Quiz about I Always Wanted To
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I Always Wanted To... Trivia Quiz


...make a quiz where you complete my puns. Wait a second...

A multiple-choice quiz by eburge. Estimated time: 3 mins.
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Author
eburge
Time
3 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
332,114
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Very Easy
Avg Score
9 / 10
Plays
4253
Awards
Top 5% quiz!
Last 3 plays: Guest 137 (9/10), CICELYALASKA (9/10), Guest 51 (3/10).
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Question 1 of 10
1. I always wanted to be a _______, but I didn't have the balls.

What did I want to be, remembering that this is a pun?
Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. I always wanted to store my spices in the Middle East, but I didn't have ____.

Which country goes in the gap, remembering that this is a pun?
Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. I always wanted to be a banker, but I lost ________.

What goes in the blank that stopped me from being a banker, remembering that this is a pun?
Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. I always wanted to build a _______, but I was two-tyred.

What object did I always want to build, remembering that this is a pun?
Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. I always wanted to win a _____ competition, but the other team always won by a long shot.

At what type of competition did I keep losing, remembering that this is a pun?
Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. I always wanted to be a food taster, but I had too much on my _____.

Hmm, just what goes in the blank, remembering that this is a pun?
Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. I always wanted to buy a book on _______, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

A book on which subject would not help me, remembering that this is a pun?
Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. I always wanted to invest in a funeral company, but it's a _____ industry.

What completes the pun, remembering that this is a pun?
Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. I always wanted to look for my missing _____, but I could never find the time.

What did I lose, remembering that this is a pun?
Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. I always wanted to be a ___ dancer, but I kept falling into the sink.

What type of dancer did I always want to be, remembering that this is a pun?
Hint



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Most Recent Scores
Oct 27 2024 : Guest 137: 9/10
Oct 27 2024 : CICELYALASKA: 9/10
Oct 27 2024 : Guest 51: 3/10
Oct 05 2024 : Guest 24: 10/10
Sep 24 2024 : Jeannie Marie: 10/10
Sep 13 2024 : Bartontrev: 9/10
Sep 11 2024 : Guest 107: 9/10
Sep 08 2024 : Guest 35: 10/10

Score Distribution

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. I always wanted to be a _______, but I didn't have the balls. What did I want to be, remembering that this is a pun?

Answer: Juggler

Want to know how to kill a circus with one blow? Go for the juggler.
2. I always wanted to store my spices in the Middle East, but I didn't have ____. Which country goes in the gap, remembering that this is a pun?

Answer: Iraq

A friend of mine always took what a spice importer said with a grain of salt.
3. I always wanted to be a banker, but I lost ________. What goes in the blank that stopped me from being a banker, remembering that this is a pun?

Answer: Interest

Speaking of banks, England doesn't have a kidney bank. It does have a Liverpool, however.
4. I always wanted to build a _______, but I was two-tyred. What object did I always want to build, remembering that this is a pun?

Answer: Tricycle

My mate makes bicycle wheels for a living. He's a spokes person.
5. I always wanted to win a _____ competition, but the other team always won by a long shot. At what type of competition did I keep losing, remembering that this is a pun?

Answer: Rifle

I went to a firearms convention. The speaker had to rifle through his notes.
6. I always wanted to be a food taster, but I had too much on my _____. Hmm, just what goes in the blank, remembering that this is a pun?

Answer: Plate

I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food.
7. I always wanted to buy a book on _______, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me. A book on which subject would not help me, remembering that this is a pun?

Answer: Phobias

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. At the moment, I have a fear of needles. They really get under my skin.
8. I always wanted to invest in a funeral company, but it's a _____ industry. What completes the pun, remembering that this is a pun?

Answer: Dying

I found a dead crow in my back garden, but I've yet to hear the caws of death.
9. I always wanted to look for my missing _____, but I could never find the time. What did I lose, remembering that this is a pun?

Answer: Watch

I heard of a man that built two grandfather clocks in a month. He made good time.
10. I always wanted to be a ___ dancer, but I kept falling into the sink. What type of dancer did I always want to be, remembering that this is a pun?

Answer: Tap

A new dance club opened down the road from me. Apparently it's had rave reviews.
Source: Author eburge

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