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1. What a donkey I turned out to be! First I let the corrupt police chief exploit my jealous suspicions about my painter boyfriend and an escaped prisoner's pretty sister. Then I thought I'd cleverly secure a fake execution for said boyfriend by pretending to agree to ... um, relations ... with said police chief. Who am I?
2. You wanna talk donkeys? I probably should have thought twice about leasing my garret to four bohemian lads with questionable means of support. But the last time I tried to collect the rent from them, not only did they get me drunk, they then hinted they'd seen me out and about with women. Then I had to go and blab that I'm a married man! Those incorrigibles feigned shock, and kicked me out of my own garret without a cent of rent money. Who am I?
3. Do you get the feeling this uppity Chinese princess is making donkeys of us? For about 70,000 centuries things have gone pretty smoothly for us government ministers. We could count on peaceful holidays at our lakeside villas, and all that. Now she comes along, and it's just death all over the place, day in, day out -- and she makes us facilitate this mess. Three gong strokes here, three riddles there, and countless executions of big-name princes who couldn't get the right answers and thereby the girl. Boring!!! Who are we?
4. I'm such a donkey that I could just kick myself! I was so keen to get revenge on the duke for humiliating me routinely at court that I even let myself be blindfolded for what I thought was a prank against him. Then I found out it wasn't one of the duke's girlfriends who was being kidnapped, but my own daughter. Now I was really steamed, and set about arranging the duke's murder, but again my daughter ended up paying the price. Who am I?
5. My master makes a donkey of me so often, it's a wonder my ears aren't long and floppy! He's forever forcing me to aid and abet him in his dastardly lady-chasing schemes. I did try to warn one of the ladies off by showing her a catalog of his successful seductions. Would you believe he even made me exchange clothes with him to up his chances of another conquest? But frankly, inviting ghosts to dinner on his behalf has got to be the deal-breaker! Who am I?
6. Look, I don't go around in a donkey costume -- I prefer bird costumes. Hey, I'm a bird-catcher, not a donkey-catcher, so what's your point? Oh, just because I got pressured into accompanying some princely guy on an uber-dangerous quest to rescue a maiden in distress? Or because my fondness for chattering along the way kept ending up with sorceresses literally putting a lock on my mouth? Maybe it was how all those nutty trials and ordeals, not to mention my big zero in the girlfriend department, led me to seriously consider suicide. Who am I?
7. Don't think I can't see that my entire household wants to make me look like a donkey. What, I can't help myself to my wife's maid's virginity on her wedding night? And haven't I put a stopper on my page's raging hormones by assigning him to a stint in my regiment? Now I just have to get rid of that interfering barber -- never mind how instrumental he once was in making my marriage possible. Who am I?
8. Just because I'm an elderly gentleman with a pretty (and wealthy!) young ward I happen to have matrimonial designs on, you needn't look at me like I'm some kind of donkey. What could go wrong? You say I could face serious competition from a count, an impoverished student, a soldier in search of lodging, and a substitute music teacher? You might as well suggest they're going to get at my ward as one and the same person! HA! Who am I?
9. Before you go around calling me a donkey, just consider the facts. I'm madly in love with this seemingly unattainable village girl who "reads, studies, learns / there's nothing she doesn't know", as my little song about her goes. Me ... not so much, but never mind that. Trust me, I've got a plan. This traveling doctor is passing through town and bless him, he's just sold me a magic elixir guaranteed to turn things around for me in the romance department. No, I didn't check his credentials. Only a donkey would need to do that! Who am I?
10. People are so irritating when they mispronounce "dandy" and make it sound like "donkey". Don't they know that dandyism was the height of fashion during the Romantic Period? So when my young neighbor girl out in the Russian countryside conceived this major crush on me, of course my dandyistic commitment to nonchalance, a show of boredom, and the glorification of self put a quick stop to that, and I sent her offer of true love on its way. Oh, just incidentally, I then provoked her sister's fiancé into a duel with me, and he ... didn't win. Much later on, I've run into the kid again in St. Petersburg, now married, and what the heck, maybe I'll try taking her up on that offer after all. Why are you still mispronouncing that word? And who am I?
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