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1. Helper needed to gather animals for upcoming water cruise. Experience in zoology with extensive knowledge of all species necessary. Apply in person today -- ask for ________.
For whom should you ask?
2. Temporary position: freelance writer needed to continue work on book of poetry and hymns. Author currently on military deployment in war with Philistines. Employment guaranteed until he returns after killing giant.
If you're hired, who will you be replacing?
3. Immediate opening for pet sitter. Owners must travel tonight to Bethlehem to visit newborn baby boy. Outside work, please dress appropriately.
What animal(s) will you be caring for if you accept this job?
4. Domestic help needed! Homemaker seeks assistant for household duties including, but not limited to, cooking, cleaning, serving and entertaining distinguished guests. Room and board provided in three-adult household in Bethany. (Brother and sister would rather socialize than assist with chores.)
Which overworked lady of the house placed this ad?
5. Busy Capernaum accounting firm has position available. Qualified candidates will have extensive knowledge of tax law and be fluent in Greek and Aramaic. Excellent pay and benefits. No phone calls, please.
Name the person who previously held this job.
6. Young mother seeks nanny/companion for precocious twelve-year-old boy. Applicant must be available to accompany family on upcoming Passover vacation to Jerusalem and be willing to closely supervise our son during the trip. Serious inquiries only.
Which New Testament lady may have written this classified?
7. Day laborers needed immediately for family-owned business near Sea of Galilee. Apply in person, ask for Zebedee.
What type of worker is this employer seeking?
8. Work from home! Wealthy family now accepting applications for nursemaid for newly adopted three-month-old son. Apply at Pharaoh's castle, see his daughter.
For whom is the princess seeking a caregiver?
9. Prominent judge is currently accepting applications for clerk. Applicants must have prior experience, preferably in military law. Please send resume to 7 Palm Tree Way, Ephraim.
If you are hired, for whom will you be working?
10. Charitable organization has several openings for seamstresses, bakers, home repair specialists, and companions for the elderly. Company specializes in providing emergency assistance for widows, orphans and single parents. Applicants must be hardworking and dependable. Please send resume with references to Second Life Ministries in Joppa.
Can you name the CEO who placed this ad?
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