"Seinfeld"- George Costanza's Girlfriends Quiz

Answer: She parades around half naked

Jane is not interested in buying Hampton tomatoes with George. All she wants to do is "get some sun". Later, when George is out shopping for tomatoes, Jane struts around naked, letting Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer check out her body. George is furious that everyone has seen her before he has, and is later humiliated when she dumps him due to "shrinkage". (Season 5, Episode 21)

Answer: Pushes down kids and old ladies in self-preservation

At first, George plays the part of a solicitous boyfriend. He suggests hiring Bozo the Clown as entertainment for the party, and tries to befriend Robin's mother. Unfortunately, George smells smoke at the party, and makes a desperate dash for safety. Robin later confronts him, stating "I saw you push the women and children out of the way in a mad panic! I saw you knock them down! And when you ran out, you left everyone behind". Unsurprisingly, she dumps him. (Season 5, Episode 20)

Answer: Because Monica will find out he's a "moron"

George confesses to Jerry that he is really a "moron", regardless of how smart people think he is. Jerry helpfully insists that no one thinks George is smart, so he really has nothing to worry about. George convinces Elaine to take the test in his stead, but as luck would have it, Monica finds out about the ploy and dumps him. (Season 3, Episode 7)

Answer: the best thing that ever happened to the relationship

While George is worried about the cost of the flight to attend the funeral, Jerry points out that the death will work wonders for his relationship. He can console Becky during her time of loss. Instead of being a comfort to Becky, though, George harasses the preacher for a death certificate and unceremoniously scarfs down sandwiches.

When he ends up brawling with Betsy's brother over double-dipping his chips, Betsy screams at him to "get out" and dumps him. (Season 4, Episode 19)

Answer: He enlists a lip reader to spy on Gwen

Gwen abruptly ends a seemingly positive relationship with George, and he is determined to find out why. His friends tell him that he doesn't need such a shallow woman, but George insists that he does. Exhibiting his usual crassness, he asks Jerry's deaf, lip-reading girlfriend to spy on Gwen at a party. Alas, he is found out and never learns why she dumped him. (Season 5, Episode 6)

Answer: Vacuuming back and forth

George is smitten with the nameless cleaning lady when she begins vacuuming in front of him. He tells Jerry that the action caused her to move "back and forth, back and forth, her hips swiveling..." He offers her a drink and ends up having intimate relations with her. Sadly, he makes the mistake of offering her a damaged cashmere sweater, and she dumps him. (Season 3, Episode 12)

Answer: He begins thinking very clearly

No longer focused on sex, George's mind clears up and he starts utilizing brain power he never realized he had. He suddenly understands physics and Euclidean geometry. When Louise later tells him that she was misdiagnosed, he decides to remain celibate--and intelligent. Disgusted, Louise retorts "I hate you" and dumps him. (Season 8, Episode 9)

Answer: He's paying for the meals she could be throwing up

Kramer is very impressed that George is dating a model, and comments that George is now part of the "glitterati". He also suggests that Nina could be bulimic. Outraged, George's main concern is the waste of his money. He expostulates: "It's like throwing money down the toilet".

In a wild scheme to catch her in the act of regurgitating, he follows her into the ladies' room and accuses her. His assertions are unfounded, though, and Nina dumps him. (Season 6, Episode 11)

Answer: He purposely leaves a Russian hat at her house

George explains his secret to getting second and third dates: "I do a leave-behind; keys, glove, scarf, I go back to her place to pick it up." Since Heather makes it clear that she is not interested in George, he leaves a Russian hat at her house. When he returns to find the hat truly missing, he holds Heather culpable and steals her clock. Later, Heather decides to give George a second chance until she finds out about her stolen clock--and presumably dumps him. (Season 8, Episode 8)

Answer: Become pregnant

Thankfully, George never gets Susan pregnant (the unlucky child would be named Soda!). The furthest he ever goes in a relationship is to become engaged--and the not-so-lucky woman is Susan. He causes her to lose her job and ostensibly drives her to lesbianism. Later, when she is his fiancee, he tries to anger her into calling off the wedding by smoking and demanding a prenuptial agreement. Eventually, she is unable to dump him, as she dies from licking the inexpensive glue found on their cheap wedding invitations.