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Quiz about Television for Sadists
Quiz about Television for Sadists

Television for Sadists Trivia Quiz


Television producers hate us and wish to cause us pain. At least that's the only theory that explains the following facts. Thanks to Kyleisalive, I present you with the most painful TV you're likely to see in one place.

A multiple-choice quiz by Correspondguy. Estimated time: 7 mins.
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Time
7 mins
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Multiple Choice
Quiz #
320,953
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
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Question 1 of 10
1. "Turn-On" is widely regarded as one of the worst shows to air on American television. It was aired in 1969 and, according to Wikipedia, " consisted of various rapid-fire jokes and risqué skits." The jokes and skits were almost universally held to be in bad taste, and the show was cancelled very quickly. According to Tim Conway, who was the first episodes' guest host, when was the show canceled? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. In another enormously sadistic show, the British satellite channel Galaxy commissioned a sitcom about Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. On the show, which aired in 1990, the Hitlers were portrayed as a family living next door to a Jewish couple. Although conceived as a satire, the show offended virtually everyone and was cancelled after one episode. What was the name of the show? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. In 2001, Vince McMahon, the owner of World Wrestling Entertainment, unveiled a new American Football league, which crashed and burned. The league was going to play a schedule during the NFL's off-season and featured a number of rule changes intended to make the game more exciting. Except most of the changes were confusing, many of created a high risk of injury, and some were just dumb. One thing that turned out to be dumb was letting the players put anything they wanted on their jersey, as professional American football players are not known for their rapier-like wordplay. Fundamentally, though, what killed the league was the fact that the players weren't very good and the games were torture to watch. What's the name of the failed league? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. Sometimes the sadism comes not from what airs, but what it replaces. In one infamous example, on November 17, 1968, NBC was showing a football game between the New York Jets and the Oakland Raiders. The Jets were leading, 32-29 with 65 seconds to play when NBC cut away from the game to show a made-for-TV movie. The Raiders then proceeded to score 14 points in a fantastically exciting comeback. Of course, everyone watching on TV was involuntarily watching the movie. What was the name of the movie? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. Steven Bochco was the mind behind some great television shows - "Hill Street Blues" and "LA Law" leap to mind - but he was also the mind behind "Cop Rock", ranked among the worst TV shows ever. "Cop Rock" was one of those ideas which, in retrospect, sounds like a joke rather than a real show. Bochco's idea was to combine the police drama with what other style of theatrical performance? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. Some ideas are so awful, so cruel to the audience, that they become synonymous with failure or disaster. One of these appeared in the third episode of the fifth season of "Happy Days." In that episode, Fonzie, who had become the most popular character on the show, traded in his motorcycle for a pair of skis and jumped over an animal. "Jumping the _______" has since become synonymous for the precise moment when a TV series has started its inevitable death spiral to utter lousiness. What animal goes in the blank? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. There are good TV shows that come from movies ("M*A*S*H"). There are good TV shows that come from other shows ("Maude", "The Jeffersons", "Laverne and Shirley"). There are good TV shows that come from animated shorts ("The Simpsons"). I have absolute confidence, though, in saying that no good TV show has ever come from a commercial. But in 2007, someone decided to buck the conventional wisdom and make a show based on nothing more than one-joke characters from GEICO commercials. Six episodes aired before someone had mercy on the audience. What was the name of the show? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. In 2002, "TV Guide" published a list of the top 50 worst TV shows. Number one was the "Jerry Springer" show. Number Two was this show, which aired from September 1965 to September 1966. The premise of the show was that a man went out shopping to fulfill a need for his family and returned with a piece of technology that represented the reincarnation of his deceased mother. The name of the show tells you the name of the possessed technology. What was the show? Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. One might argue that the entire game show genre was designed by sadists, but there's a show where sadism played a specific part in the show. Specifically, the contestants have to answer questions while trying "...to rise above such trivial distractions as cactus buzzers, nude middle-aged dancers and electrocution" (according to the British Channel 4 website). Furthermore, in the final round, the winner must answer additional questions or their prizes will be damaged or destroyed. The name of the show focuses on the difficulty of coming up with the right answer while one's attention is diverted by, say, having to pee to activate the buzzer. What's the name of the show? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. It's 1978. Your favorite movie of all time was released a year earlier. You went to the theatre over a dozen times. You bought the action figures and played with them (an economic decision you will come to regret twenty years later, when you see them on eBay). You can recite whole chunks of dialog. You hear that CBS has made a two-hour program to air in November. You eagerly await it, only to see a show so awful, so horrific that you want to take an ice-cream scoop to your brain. It has never aired again and the mind behind the movie (NOT the show) has admitted to a burning desire to locate and destroy any copies that exist. What's the name of the show? Hint



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1. "Turn-On" is widely regarded as one of the worst shows to air on American television. It was aired in 1969 and, according to Wikipedia, " consisted of various rapid-fire jokes and risqué skits." The jokes and skits were almost universally held to be in bad taste, and the show was cancelled very quickly. According to Tim Conway, who was the first episodes' guest host, when was the show canceled?

Answer: Half-way through the first episode.

Until I looked at the Wikipedia entry for this horrific experience, I only knew the content of one (extremely brief) sketch. Now that I know the entire show, I am convinced that it could only have been conceived by a bunch of people who were either chemically impaired or hell-bent on causing the audience pain. I'm not sure that anyone could put together that number of bad ideas and still have a job, so I'm going to put it down to sheer sadism.
2. In another enormously sadistic show, the British satellite channel Galaxy commissioned a sitcom about Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. On the show, which aired in 1990, the Hitlers were portrayed as a family living next door to a Jewish couple. Although conceived as a satire, the show offended virtually everyone and was cancelled after one episode. What was the name of the show?

Answer: "Heil, Honey, I'm Home!"

The "parody" part was that the show was intended as a parody of 1950s sitcoms such as "I Love Lucy." This strikes me as an exceedingly feeble joke. Somehow, they got the money to film eight episodes, but someone had the good sense to pull the show before the other seven episodes aired. At the time of this writing, December 2009, none of the episodes have aired since September 30, 1990.
3. In 2001, Vince McMahon, the owner of World Wrestling Entertainment, unveiled a new American Football league, which crashed and burned. The league was going to play a schedule during the NFL's off-season and featured a number of rule changes intended to make the game more exciting. Except most of the changes were confusing, many of created a high risk of injury, and some were just dumb. One thing that turned out to be dumb was letting the players put anything they wanted on their jersey, as professional American football players are not known for their rapier-like wordplay. Fundamentally, though, what killed the league was the fact that the players weren't very good and the games were torture to watch. What's the name of the failed league?

Answer: The XFL (or X Football League)

One of the major problems turned out to be Vince McMahon, as he couldn't shake the perception that his projects were cheap and sleazy. I watched a couple of the games, and yes, they were cheap and sleazy, so the perception turned out to be accurate. Basically, it doesn't matter if you have a bunch of quirky rules if the players aren't good at the game. I also objected to the rampant abuse of the English language, as in the allegation that XFL stood for "eXtreme Football League," team names like Los Angeles Xtreme and Memphis Maniax, and things like "He Hate Me" on jerseys. I was thrilled when it imploded.
4. Sometimes the sadism comes not from what airs, but what it replaces. In one infamous example, on November 17, 1968, NBC was showing a football game between the New York Jets and the Oakland Raiders. The Jets were leading, 32-29 with 65 seconds to play when NBC cut away from the game to show a made-for-TV movie. The Raiders then proceeded to score 14 points in a fantastically exciting comeback. Of course, everyone watching on TV was involuntarily watching the movie. What was the name of the movie?

Answer: "Heidi"

Honestly, this question combines two of my weakest trivia categories - Entertainment and Sports, but I'm pretty sure "Heidi" is the only movie (of these choices) with a made-for-TV version. I could be wrong, of course, but anyone who knows better probably knows the "Heidi" Game story. In any case, the protest was so great that NBC offered an on-air apology later that evening. So many people had called to complain that they broke part of the switchboard.
5. Steven Bochco was the mind behind some great television shows - "Hill Street Blues" and "LA Law" leap to mind - but he was also the mind behind "Cop Rock", ranked among the worst TV shows ever. "Cop Rock" was one of those ideas which, in retrospect, sounds like a joke rather than a real show. Bochco's idea was to combine the police drama with what other style of theatrical performance?

Answer: Musical Theatre

No, really. In 1990, "Cop Rock" aired 11 episodes combining gritty cop drama with singing and dancing a la Broadway musical theater. Not surprisingly, it was hated by both audiences and critics and was mercifully cancelled before the end of the year. Bochco bounced back to create "NYPD Blue" in 1993. Personally, I happen to hate most musicals, so I avoided the show and managed to avoid scarring my brain.
6. Some ideas are so awful, so cruel to the audience, that they become synonymous with failure or disaster. One of these appeared in the third episode of the fifth season of "Happy Days." In that episode, Fonzie, who had become the most popular character on the show, traded in his motorcycle for a pair of skis and jumped over an animal. "Jumping the _______" has since become synonymous for the precise moment when a TV series has started its inevitable death spiral to utter lousiness. What animal goes in the blank?

Answer: Shark

Let's take a look at this situation. "Happy Days" was a half-hour sitcom set in Milwaukee. For the beginning of the fifth season, they decided to air a three-part (!) episode where the main characters visited Los Angeles. Fonzie, his coolness challenged, put on his leather jacket, strapped on a pair of waterskis, and jumped over a shark.

At that moment, every fan should have realized that things were about to get much, much worse.
7. There are good TV shows that come from movies ("M*A*S*H"). There are good TV shows that come from other shows ("Maude", "The Jeffersons", "Laverne and Shirley"). There are good TV shows that come from animated shorts ("The Simpsons"). I have absolute confidence, though, in saying that no good TV show has ever come from a commercial. But in 2007, someone decided to buck the conventional wisdom and make a show based on nothing more than one-joke characters from GEICO commercials. Six episodes aired before someone had mercy on the audience. What was the name of the show?

Answer: "Cavemen"

In case you have been spared the ordeal of the commercials, they center on the premise that the slogan "So easy a caveman could do it" is offensive to those real cavemen who are still around. I don't pretend to be the most accurate predictor of a show's success - my wife likes at least three shows that I cannot imagine anyone watching - but I predicted this one was dead certain to suck. And it did.

It sucked harder than an industrial-strength shop vac.
8. In 2002, "TV Guide" published a list of the top 50 worst TV shows. Number one was the "Jerry Springer" show. Number Two was this show, which aired from September 1965 to September 1966. The premise of the show was that a man went out shopping to fulfill a need for his family and returned with a piece of technology that represented the reincarnation of his deceased mother. The name of the show tells you the name of the possessed technology. What was the show?

Answer: "My Mother, the Car"

It goes like this. Man goes shopping for the 1965 version of a mini-van, but buys a 1928 antique because he hears the voice of his dead mother in the car's radio. Of course, he's the only person who hears the voice. Apparently, the car's ability to drive itself was a highlight of several episodes. Hilarity was supposed to ensue.

The studio made and aired 30 episodes before less sadistic heads prevailed and "Mother" was sent to the auto junkyard.
9. One might argue that the entire game show genre was designed by sadists, but there's a show where sadism played a specific part in the show. Specifically, the contestants have to answer questions while trying "...to rise above such trivial distractions as cactus buzzers, nude middle-aged dancers and electrocution" (according to the British Channel 4 website). Furthermore, in the final round, the winner must answer additional questions or their prizes will be damaged or destroyed. The name of the show focuses on the difficulty of coming up with the right answer while one's attention is diverted by, say, having to pee to activate the buzzer. What's the name of the show?

Answer: "Distraction"

The show originated in the United Kingdom and crossed the Atlantic to air on Comedy Central for two seasons (2005-2006). I actually liked the premise of the show and I spent a lot less time yelling at the contestants than I usually do. I'm not sure I could have answered the questions while I was putting clothespins on my face.
10. It's 1978. Your favorite movie of all time was released a year earlier. You went to the theatre over a dozen times. You bought the action figures and played with them (an economic decision you will come to regret twenty years later, when you see them on eBay). You can recite whole chunks of dialog. You hear that CBS has made a two-hour program to air in November. You eagerly await it, only to see a show so awful, so horrific that you want to take an ice-cream scoop to your brain. It has never aired again and the mind behind the movie (NOT the show) has admitted to a burning desire to locate and destroy any copies that exist. What's the name of the show?

Answer: "The Star Wars Holiday Special"

In case you haven't heard about this, this may take the prize for cruelest thing ever done to a fan base. If you want to check on the plot, it's readily available, but that doesn't matter, because no one cares. The highlight of the special, and the one thing that's remembered favorably, is an animated short marking the first appearance of Boba Fett.

Some lowlights - Bea Arthur sings in the Mos Eisley Cantina, Diahann Carroll appearing as a virtual reality "fantasy and singing a song, and a juggling routine.

There are rumors of people being scarred for life.
Source: Author Correspondguy

This quiz was reviewed by FunTrivia editor kyleisalive before going online.
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