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1. You unlock this door with the key to imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sight. A dimension of sound. A dimension of mind. Your moving into a land of both shadows and substance of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into Springfield.
Homer: "Just tell me what you want?"
Ned Flanders: "A simple proposition. I hereby guarantee- understand? Guarantee- that you will become the most successful safety inspector, food critic, security guard, farmer, house-sitter, carney, body guard, clown, inventor, music manager, plow king, monorail conducter and astronaut, in the world, if you will affix your signature to this little document".
Homer: "I, Homer Simpson, agree to relinquish my immortal soul to the bearer upon my death, in exchange for his services. You're the Devil"!
The TV show?
2. Barney enters.
Everybody: "Barney"!
Moe: "How's life treating you Barney"?
Barney: "It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing milkbone underwear".
3. Now listen to my story about man named Homer, a poor nuclear inspector barely kept his family fed, and then one day he was hunting for some food, when up through the ground come a bubbling ooze. Well the next thing you Homer's a millionaire, kinfolk say, move away from here, Springfields the place to be, so he loaded up the station wagon and moved to Springfield.
The Doorbell rings.
Lisa: "There goes that sound again".
Homer: "What is that"?
Bart: "I don't know, but I bet there is someone at the door again. Everytime we hear that music there is someone at the door".
4. Homer: "Well it's nearly noon. I have to go and meet the stage. That no good varment Snake is supposed to be on it".
Marge: "Oh, Homer, please be careful".
Homer: "Don't worry Miss Marge I will".
Doc Hibbert: "Maybe you ought to get your deputy to help".
Lenny: (entering the saloon)"Marshal, Marshal Homer. The stage done got here early and Snake is waiting for you".
Homer: "D'oh!"
5. Milhouse: "Ah sir, Mr. Burns wants to see you in his office right now".
Homer: "Can't, Milhouse, I'm still sleeping".
Apu: "How do you know that's Milhouse"?
Homer: "Either it's Milhouse or my cot has shrank".
Milhouse: "Oh, oh. Choppers".
6. Homer: "Captain's Log, star date 12874 something, something something. I have ordered Cyrano Barney to personally pick up every Tribble still remaining on the station. Out. Ah Mr. Apu, I don't see any tribbles on the ship".
Mr. Apu: "They have all been removed thanks to Dr. Nick's brilliant idea".
Homer: "Dr. Nick"?
Dr. Nick: "Mr. Groundskeeper Willie actually performed the job".
Homer: "All right, Mr. Willie. Where are the tribbles"?
Mr. Groundskeeper Willie: "I done beamed 'em over to that there Klingon ship, where they be no tribble a t'all".
7. Chief Wiggum: "Colonel Homer, may I remind you that there has never been a successful escape from Stalag 13".
Colonel Homer: "There's always a first time".
Sergeant Barney: "Oh boy".
Chief Wiggum: "What are mumbling about, Sergaent Barney"?
Sergeant Barney: "Who me? I know nothing".
Chief Wiggum: "Colonel Homer, do me a favor. If you ever do decide to escape from Stalag 13 . . . take him with you".
8. Mr. Burns: "Marge Simpson, you got spunk".
Marge: "Why thank you".
Mr. Burns: "I hate spunk".
9. Homer: "I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on Women's clothing and hang around in bars".
Marge, Lenny, Carl, Groundskeeper Willie: "He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars"?
Marge: "Oh Homer and I thought you were so rugged".
10. Marge99: "Homer do we need all this"?
Homer: "Of course we do Marge99. It's all part of my plan do establish our cover as harmless, fun-loving vacationers".
Marge99: "But snowshoes Homer"?
Homer: "Well, would you believe stupid fun-loving vacationers"?
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