Here you go:
"Somewhere, overweight people,
Just like me,
Must have someplace where folks don’t count
every calorie.
Somewhere, over the rainbow,
Way up tall,
There’s a land where they’ve never heard of
cholesterol.
Where folks can eat just what they want
And still be trim and slim and gaunt,
You’ll find me -
Where every little thing I taste
Won’t wind up showing on my waist,
Or worse - behind me.
Somewhere, overindulging is divine.
If their waistlines aren’t bulging,
Why then, oh why does mine?
If bluebirds weighted as much as I
You’d see some big fat bluebirds in the sky."
http://marykunzgoldman.com/2008/09/phones-emails-and-jocko-oh-my.html
