But in July 1994, after four years of wedded bliss, Roseanne filed for divorce, sparking an insult-crammed battle over a $25 million estate. Tom said that Roseanne's "Property of Tom Arnold" tattoo "made him the fourth-largest property owner in California," while Roseanne complained that Tom was phallically challenged. (Responded Tom: "Even a 747 looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon.") By year's end, the parties had settled, remarried--and removed their outdated ink stains.
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