Subject: Great television quotes
Posted by: rayven80
Date: Jan 06 11
Movie quotes are very popular, but how about good ones from television? One of my favorites is from "Sanctuary".
When Clara Griffen asked Will what was going on. "The guy who invented radio just dissed Jack the Ripper."
Are there any good ones you can remember?
Posted by: rayven80
Date: Jan 06 11
Movie quotes are very popular, but how about good ones from television? One of my favorites is from "Sanctuary".
When Clara Griffen asked Will what was going on. "The guy who invented radio just dissed Jack the Ripper."
Are there any good ones you can remember?
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spidersghost43 
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Lou Grant to Mary: "you've got spunk" "I hate spunk" Reply #1. Jan 06 11, 8:44 AM |
rayven80
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A good one from NCIS: Gibbs: Any more food fights in here and I'm joining in. With peas. Kate: Frozen peas? Gibbs: Nope. In a can. Reply #2. Jan 06 11, 9:39 AM |
bluerodeo
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Sheldon: I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy? Penny: Yeah, I guess, but look, he signed it. Sheldon:Do you realize what this means? All I need is a healthy ovum and I could grow my own Leonard Nimoy! From The Big Bang Theory Reply #3. Jan 06 11, 10:05 AM |
Eastenders01
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I don't know the exact quote but it was when Edith in All in the Family was going through menopause. Gloria was talking to Archie and said something to the fact that Pa be gentle on Ma. She is going through the change. Archies reply: Then why doesn't she hurry up and change already! Reply #4. Jan 07 11, 9:00 AM |
Ilona_Ritter
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Woody: Beer Mr Peterson? Norm: It's a little early isn't it Woody Woody: For a beer? Norm: No, for stupid questions. "Cheers" Reply #5. Mar 03 11, 6:57 PM |
naerulinnupesa
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Greengrass: "It couldn't have been me because I wasn't there and if I was, it must have been somebody else." "Heartbeat" Reply #6. Apr 02 11, 12:02 PM |
| spidersghost43
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Archie Bunker to his grandson Joey: London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London bridge is falling down, Cause the limeys built it wrong. No offense intended just a little joke with our friends across the pond. Reply #7. Apr 05 11, 10:19 AM |
MotherGoose
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Basil Fawlty to Sybil (in response to the threat, "If I find out...you know what I'll do, Basil?") "You'll have to sew them back on first." Often heard around our house. Reply #8. Apr 05 11, 10:50 AM |
| MotherGoose
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I'm not insane! My mother had me tested! (Sheldon, "The Big Bang Theory") Reply #9. Apr 05 11, 11:41 AM |
daver852
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WKRP In Cincinnati: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" Reply #10. Apr 05 11, 2:13 PM |
speedracerusa
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"Think we are going to need a bigger boat." - multiple people "You're fired!" - Alan Alda as Hawkeye on M*A*S*H Reply #11. May 18 11, 2:04 PM |
| naerulinnupesa
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Jack: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Brian: "I think I am." Jack: "Drugs?" Brian: "That's what I was thinking!" Jack: "I thought so." Reply #12. Oct 08 11, 8:40 AM |
| naerulinnupesa
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That last one being from New Tricks. Reply #13. Oct 08 11, 8:49 AM |
paulmallon
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"one of these days,Alice, POW, right in the kisser" The Honeymooners -mid fifties Reply #14. Oct 13 11, 3:14 PM |
Iceman61
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Cheers memorable quote Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear". Reply #15. Dec 29 11, 9:30 AM |
veronikkamarrz
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Bazinga! Bib Bang Theory Reply #16. Dec 29 11, 11:57 AM |
| rayven80
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I just saw a good one on "Leverage". The girls got flowers. Sophie got roses and Parker got a fly eating plant. Parker "It eats flys. A plant that does something...Should I get it mice like a snake?". Reply #17. Jan 06 12, 10:23 PM |
luddy2
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Ben from Butterflies " I could see hope heading towards the horizon with its ar** on fire" Reply #18. Jan 07 12, 6:42 PM |
mountaingoat
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Soccer player George Best on the Parkinson Show after a liver transplant. "I spent all my money on women and booze. The rest I squandered." Reply #19. Jan 10 12, 6:15 AM |
turbotude
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Frasier is exasperated by one of the callers to his radio talk show and utters, "I would need an electron microscope (describes the microscope) to locate my interest in your problem!" There have been too many times I wanted to say something along this line to someone! Reply #20. Jan 10 12, 6:05 PM |
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