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Subject: Great television quotes

Posted by: rayven80
Date: Jan 06 11

Movie quotes are very popular, but how about good ones from television? One of my favorites is from "Sanctuary".
When Clara Griffen asked Will what was going on. "The guy who invented radio just dissed Jack the Ripper."
Are there any good ones you can remember?

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"Keeping secrets is a lonely business." Mary Alice, 'Desperate Housewives'.

Reply #21. Jan 10 12, 11:13 PM
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The british series Cracker. He picks up a note on kitchen table. "Dinner in oven, wife in Australia."

Reply #22. Jan 11 12, 2:51 AM
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"Nip it. Nip it in the bud." Deputy Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show.

Reply #23. Jan 11 12, 8:05 AM
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Only Fools And Horses:

Boycie: Where d'you get those aces?

Del: Same place you got those kings. I always knew you were cheating,Boycie.

Boycie: Yeah? How?

Del: Because that wasn't the hand I dealt you.

:))



Reply #24. Jan 11 12, 9:26 AM
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"Release the Hounds." Mr. Montgomery Burns

Reply #25. Mar 19 12, 9:21 AM
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Fawlty Towers

Basil Fawlty "You'll have to sew them back on first"

Reply #26. Mar 19 12, 10:00 AM
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Emily: "When deception cuts this deep someone has to pay. "

Revenge, season 1


Reply #27. Apr 18 12, 11:09 AM
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"Never send a minion to do a god's work." Glory in BTVS

Reply #28. Oct 21 12, 11:30 AM
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"Don't look at me I'm thinking" Chesney in Coronation Street.

He'd been told to contemplate his bad behaviour before being asked to help with the washing up.

Reply #29. Dec 18 12, 2:58 AM
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Alf Stewart - Home and Away.

"Get out of my shop ya flamin' ratbag/drongo/hooligan/scallywag/whippersnapper/nincompoop/mongrel/etc."

Reply #30. Dec 19 12, 9:46 PM
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Tony Soprano to his wife in bed "Cun...... and psychiatry have brought us to this."

Reply #31. Dec 21 12, 1:36 AM
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Martin Crane's new girlfriend, Sherry: "I just love making people laugh. I think humor is like medicine"

Niles Crane: "I guess we must be in the placebo group."

From "Frasier"

Reply #32. Dec 21 12, 7:54 AM
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From 'Super Chicken'

"You knew the job was dangerous when you took it."


Reply #33. Jan 12 13, 8:55 AM
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Bucket Residence, Lady of the House speaking - Keeping Up Appearances

Reply #34. Jan 18 13, 8:01 AM
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Thats BOO-KAY

Reply #35. Jan 18 13, 8:02 AM
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From "All in the Family":

"Sh*t up, meathead!"

Archie Bunker to his son-law

Reply #36. Jan 18 13, 6:02 PM
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Stifle yourself, Edith. Archie to Edith Bunker in All in the Family
Shazam! Gomer Pyle in Gomer Pyle USMC
Sheriff Andy Taylor had some quaint southern expressions in the Andy Griffith Show. I just can't recall one right now.

Reply #37. Aug 15 13, 12:24 AM
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"Do you know, in 900 years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important before." - The Doctor, "Doctor Who".

"Anderson, don't speak out loud, you lower the IQ of the entire street." - Sherlock Holmes, "Sherlock".

Reply #38. Aug 15 13, 6:30 AM
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From Gomer Pyle USMC: Well shazam shazam!

Reply #39. Oct 28 13, 5:21 PM
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Newhart: "Hi; I'm Larry; this is my brother Daryl; this is my other brother Daryl."

Hill Street Blues: "Let's be careful out there."

Reply #40. Oct 29 13, 2:45 PM


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