Christmas Vacation

Answer: A Rubber Hose

That's low mister.

Answer: Wal Mart

He slides down the hill, through a forest, across the street, under a bus, and through the parking lot.

Answer: Clark

This year, Grandpa thought Clark was mature enough to read it.

Answer: icicle

When the neighbors came home, the window was broke. Their stereo was in smoke and everything was wet. An icicle formed from the frozen water in the raingutter caused it.

Answer: People

Clark and Ellen were lying in bed reading magazines. Clark was reading "People" magazine and talking to Ellen. Ellen told Clark her parents had decided to come for Christmas too. Clark and Ellen already knew Clark's parents were coming. Clark was talking and trying to turn the pages of the magazine, but his fingers were sticking to the pages. Clark still had a great deal of sap on his hand from the Christmas tree. Ellen was trying to convince Clark not to get too excited and overdo things. Clark asked Ellen when he had ever done that. Ellen started going off on all the times Clark had overdone things. Clark got frustrated by this and tried to turn off the light, but his hand got stuck on it. As Clark was going to sleep, Ellen was still naming off unsuccessful events.

Answer: Wally World

They were from the Griswold vacation a couple of years earlier....when Rusty and Audrey were...older?

Answer: cat

The Griswold's notice this when they hear one of the presents meowing under the Christmas tree.

Answer: A 1 year membership to the Jelly Of The Month Club

"Well of all the cheap ways to save a buck!" - Mrs. Shirley "If I had a rubber hose I would beat you with it..." - Chief of Police "Relax! I'm re-instating them! Whatever you got last year add 20%" - Mr. Shirley

Answer: His boss tied up in a bow

When Clark gets mad at his boss for not giving out bonuses, Clark throws a fit. Cousin Eddie drives right down to his house and kidnapped him.

Answer: Art

Art's response to Clark's display of Christmas lights.

Answer: Sap

Lotta' sap in here.

Answer: It was severely overcooked

It was very crunchy.

Answer: The Pledge of Allegiance

The family just went along with it, and Eddie even stood up and put his hand over his heart.

Answer: electrocuted

The pretty white kitty pulled out the Christmas lights, and started chewing on it. When Clark plugged it back in..Zap!

Answer: Margo punched him and knocked him over their couch.

Todd and Margo had just had a tree crash through their window as they were eating dinner. Ironically, before the tree crashed through the window, they were talking about possibly getting a tree. Margo had enough of Clark and told Todd to go over there and take care of it. Todd didn't go over there, but Margo did. Just as Margo rang the doorbell, the squirrel and Snots came running out. They both landed on a horrified Margo. When Margo came back to the house, her dress was torn and she was messed up. Todd asked her what happened and she punched him in the face. Margo hit Todd so hard that he fell over the couch.

Answer: Sparky

He doesn't have a special name for her.

Answer: Put in a pool

"With this bonus I'm putting in a pool... and if I have enough left over, I'm flying you all out here to dedicate it!" - Clark "I can't swim, Clark." - Eddie "I know that Eddie" - Clark

Answer: I did it

Clark and Snots are the only two standing outside at the end of the movie. He looks up into the sky and says "I did it".

Answer: jelly of the month

Question 4 is Eddie's reaction to the announcement of the bonus.

Answer: Clark and Snots

What a lovely pair they are.

Answer: A rubber hose

"That's pretty low, mister. If I had a rubber hose I would beat you!" -Police Officer

Answer: The boss' wife

The wife was just as shocked as Clark that the boss changed the bonus. Clark gets the bonus after all.

Answer: boss

Clark waited for his big bonus for Christmas. When it didn't come, Eddie kidnapped Clark's boss.

Answer: Alexander

"Alexander called and grandpa said I couldn't come to the phone because I was going to the bathroom." -Audrey Griswold

Answer: The Pledge of Allegiance

She was confused, to say the least.