Answer: Travis
Mr. Hall was reading out how many times each student had been late, and told Travis that he had 38 tardies, "by far the most tardies in the class". The other students began clapping and cheering, so Travis got up and went to the front of the room to give a speech. He thanked his parents for never giving him a ride to school, the city bus drivers, and the McDonald's staff for taking a long time making his breakfast. Mr. Hall was bewildered and moved on reading his list. He told Cher she had two tardies, but excused one because it was due to "women's' troubles".