Roald Dahl Openers Trivia Quiz

From "Matilda":
It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most little blister you could ever imagine, they still think he or she is wonderful. Some parents go further. They become so blinded by adoration they manage to convince themselves their child has qualities of . Well, there's nothing very wrong with all this. It's the way of the world. It's only when the parents begin telling us about the brilliance of their own revolting that we start shouting, "Bring us a ! We're going to be sick!"

From "James and the Giant Peach":
Until he was four years old, James Henry Trotter had a happy life. He lived with his mother and father in a beautiful house beside the sea. There were always plenty of other children to play with, and there was the beach for him to run about on, and the ocean to paddle in. It was the perfect life for a small boy. Then, one day, James's mother and father went to London to do some shopping, and there a terrible thing happened. Both of them suddenly got eaten up (in full daylight, mind you, and on a street) by an enormous angry which had escaped from the London Zoo.

From "Fantastic Mr. Fox":
Down in the valley there were three farms. The owners of these farms had done well. They were rich men. They were also men. All three of them were about as nasty and mean as any men you could meet. Their names were Farmer Boggis, Farmer Bunce, and Farmer Bean. Boggis was a chicken farmer. He kept of chickens. He was enormously fat. This was because he ate three chickens smothered with every day for breakfast, lunch, and supper.