"Harper Valley PTA" Song Trivia Quiz

"I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley .

Well, her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to
And she said, "Mom, I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA."

Well, the note said, "Mrs. Johnson you're wearin' your dresses way too high.
It's reported you've been drinkin' and a-runnin 'round with men and .

And we don't believe you oughta be a-bringin' up your little girl this way"
And it was signed by the Harper Valley PTA.

Well, it happened that the PTA was gonna meet ,
And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room.

And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say.
She said, "I'd like to address this meeting Of the Harper Valley PTA.

"Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and he's asked me for a date.
And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice whenever he's away.

And, , can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her all pulled completely down?"

"Well, couldn't be here 'cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little .

And then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit.
Well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites"

No, I wouldn't put you on, because it really did, it happened just this way
The day socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
The day socked it to the Harper Valley PTA."