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Quiz about Dumb Dumber and Even Dumber Laws

Dumb, Dumber, and Even Dumber Laws Quiz

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A multiple-choice quiz by superferd. Estimated time: 6 mins.

Author
superferd

Time
6 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
117,822

Updated
Jul 23 22

# Qns
15

Difficulty
Difficult

Avg Score
7 / 15

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3944

Last 3 plays: Guest 173 (8/15), Brooklyn1447 (7/15), Guest 98 (7/15).

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Question 1 of 15

1. In Florida, it is illegal to do which of the following... Hint

Own more than 50 hair dryers without a license

Shower with your clothes on

Tie a rhino to a parking meter

Fart in a public place after 6 PM on Thursdays

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Question 2 of 15

2. Which of these in Utah is NOT a law? Hint

You cannot detonate nuclear weapons. You can have them, but you cannot detonate them

It is illegal to fish from horseback

No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call

It is against the law to drink milk

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Question 3 of 15

3. In Baltimore, Maryland, it is illegal to take what to the movies? Hint

A swarm of bees

Your mother-in-law

A lion

Oral Redenbacher

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Question 4 of 15

4. Which of these are illegal in Alabama? Hint

Wearing masks in private

Playing dominoes on Friday

Females spitting in front of other females

Wearing a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

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Question 5 of 15

5. Which of these are actual laws in the cities of California? Hint

Baldwin Park: You are not allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool

All of these

Arcadia: Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, INCLUDING driveways

Hermosa Beach: One may not show their buttocks while on a playground

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Question 6 of 15

6. Citizens are not allowed to take a shower on Wednesday in what state? Hint

South Dakota

Iowa

Wyoming

Delaware

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Question 7 of 15

7. In New Jersey, it is against the law to frown at a police officer.

True

False

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Question 8 of 15

8. Staying with New Jersey, it is illegal to capture a homing pigeon.

True

False

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Question 9 of 15

9. If you commit adultery in West Virginia, what is the penalty? Hint

6 months in jail

$20 fine

$500 fine

You must apologize to your wife in front of her parents

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Question 10 of 15

10. It is illegal to do what to a fish in Ohio? Hint

Throw it back in a river after catching it

Fry it on Sunday

Name it "Fido"

Get it drunk

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Question 11 of 15

11. In which state is it illegal to sleep naked on Wednesdays? Hint

New York

Alaska

Hawaii

Minnesota

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Question 12 of 15

12. In Texas, it is illegal to urinate on the Alamo?

True

False

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Question 13 of 15

13. In Georgia, it is illegal to say which of the following? Hint

"Can I milk your cow?"

"I hate Yankees"

"Oh Boy"

"I hate my mama"

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Question 14 of 15

14. Margarine was illegal in Wisconsin at one time. Now it is legal, however, which of the following is true? Hint

You must not bathe in it

It must be of yellow coloring

It may not be substituted for butter in a restaurant, unless specifically requested

It must be served with cheese

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Question 15 of 15

15. In Iowa, kisses cannot last more than 2 minutes.

True

False

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. In Florida, it is illegal to do which of the following...

Answer: Fart in a public place after 6 PM on Thursdays

As far as I know, no one has been arrested for this and it has just never been taken off the books. Did you know that if you keep a fart in for 6 years and then let it out after the 6 years it is like an atomic bomb? Pretty cool huh? Perhaps the politicians in Florida should look into this. In any case, save those "Franks and Beans" meals for Friday at lunch!

2. Which of these in Utah is NOT a law?

Answer: It is against the law to drink milk

Not only are the three laws listed STUPID, but it is against the law NOT to drink milk in Utah. (What about us poor lactose intolerant folk?). In all seriousness, I do not know what precipitated this law, however for people that cannot handle lactose or are vegans, I would suggest that you do not take up permanent residency here.

3. In Baltimore, Maryland, it is illegal to take what to the movies?

Answer: A lion

I cannot imagine what must have precipitated this law! Did someone expect that their pet lion would sit quietly through "Titanic"? Perhaps it was "The Lion King" that did it. Maybe someone brought their pet "Leo" and it was tired of the way lions were stereotyped and finally decided to let loose. After that, perhaps the lawmakers came down hard in Maryland.

4. Which of these are illegal in Alabama?

Answer: Wearing a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

They must take their religious ceremonies very seriously in Alabama. I wonder if you wore a fake moustache to church and it did not cause laughter, if that would be considered ok? In any case, all of you Groucho Marx impersonators ... beware!

5. Which of these are actual laws in the cities of California?

Answer: All of these

They are strict out west! Perhaps they have attempted to "give back" to their citizens by guaranteeing sunshine to the masses. These are other unbelievable laws on the books.

6. Citizens are not allowed to take a shower on Wednesday in what state?

Answer: Wyoming

This must have started with a water conservation situation. However, why "Wednesday" was isolated is beyond me. Soap sales must take a dreadful hit on hump day!

7. In New Jersey, it is against the law to frown at a police officer.

Answer: True

What if you are being pelted with nightsticks? I guess that the police do not like it if you do not respect their authority and to frown at them must fall into that category.

8. Staying with New Jersey, it is illegal to capture a homing pigeon.

Answer: False

However, it IS illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. At one time, this was a method of communication and pigeons were a way of getting information to others (we did not always have e-mail). I do not know about you, but I have not seen many homing pigeons with vital information outside my window recently.

9. If you commit adultery in West Virginia, what is the penalty?

Answer: $20 fine

This is only considered a misdemeanor and not very serious. It may be a real hit in the pocketbook for some West Virginians though. After all, you ARE allowed to have sex with an animal in this state as long as it does not exceed 40 pounds. In addition, "road kill" is allowed to be taken home for supper.

This law was passed by the Department of Transportation to lower the cost of road maintenance.

10. It is illegal to do what to a fish in Ohio?

Answer: Get it drunk

They must have been having too many trout show up for AA meetings. Hee hee!
Did you notice that the fisherman may be as plastered as they want to be without repercussion as long as the fish stays sober?

11. In which state is it illegal to sleep naked on Wednesdays?

Answer: Minnesota

This law is still on the books. I wonder if "Jesse the Body Ventura" ever did nightly checks to make sure this is being enforced?

12. In Texas, it is illegal to urinate on the Alamo?

Answer: True

Believe it or not, this law was enacted because Ozzy Osbourne urinated on the Alamo. I wonder if George W. Bush has grouped Ozzy into the "Axis of Evil".

13. In Georgia, it is illegal to say which of the following?

Answer: "Oh Boy"

Rich folk in Georgia, after the Civil War, would want their horses cleaned at times and would yell at former slaves, "Oh boy" to get their attention. Since slavery had been abolished, this was soon against the law to say. I would suggest if you live or are visiting Georgia that you do not get too excited and slip! They are tough out there!

14. Margarine was illegal in Wisconsin at one time. Now it is legal, however, which of the following is true?

Answer: It may not be substituted for butter in a restaurant, unless specifically requested

The actual text of this law is as follows...
"The serving of colored oleomargarine or margarine at a public eating place as a substitute for table butter is prohibited unless it is ordered by the customer."
"I can't believe it's not butter" is not something you probably hear too often in Wisconsin.

15. In Iowa, kisses cannot last more than 2 minutes.

Answer: False

They cannot last for more than 5 minutes! Who times these events?

Source: Author superferd

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