1. Day 1, Queen Pampinea: Master Alberto da Bologna falls in love with a fair lady despite his advanced age. When teased about it, he has a rather witty retort by comparing men with which vegetable?
From Quiz The Princely Tales of the Decameron
Answer:
Leek
The fair Madonna Malgherida de' Ghisoleri could certainly take her pick of lovers, so when the seventy-year-old Master Alberto showed up at her house enamored, she and her friends made fun of him. However, he has a witty reply that puts the shame back on the one who tried to shame him:
"My hope in thus old aspiring to love you, who are loved by so many young men, is founded on what I have frequently observed of ladies' ways at lunch, when they trifle with the lupin and the leek. In the leek no part is good, but the head is at any rate not so bad as the rest, and indeed not unpalatable; you, however, for the most part, following a depraved taste, hold it in your hand and munch the leaves, which are not only of no account but actually distasteful. How am I to know, madam, that in your selection of lovers, you are not equally eccentric? In which case I should be the man of your choice, and the rest would be cast aside."
Sometimes admitting one's shortcomings can be the best weapon!