21. LaBoeuf, the Texas Ranger, is subjected to a string of put-downs and insults from Mattie when they meet for the first time. In a moment of frustration, what does LaBoeuf confess he gave some thought to stealing from Mattie as he watched her sleep?
From Quiz True Grit (2010)
Answer:
A kiss
Mattie awakens at the boarding house to find LaBoeuf sitting at the foot of her bed, smoking a pipe. He informs her that he has been tracking Chaney from Waco, Texas for shooting a Senator, and hopes to collect a sizable bounty on his head. Mattie is quick to discourage the Ranger. "My man will beat you to it," she informs LaBoeuf confidently. "I've hired a Deputy Marshal, the toughest one they have." When LaBoeuf proposes that they join forces, Mattie will have none of it. "When Chaney is taken, he's coming back to Fort Smith to hang," she says. "I'm not having him go to Texas to hang for shooting some Senator." LaBoeuf appears unimpressed. "It is not important where he hangs, is it?" he asks. Mattie replies that it is, and asks why it matters to LaBoeuf. "It means a great deal of money to me," he explains. "It's been many months' work." Mattie is unsympathetic, and replies bluntly that she's sorry that LaBoeuf has been "eluded the winter-long by a halfwit".
This proves to be too much for LaBoeuf to bear, and he rises to his feet in anger. "You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements," he says to Mattie. "While I sat there watching you I gave some thought to stealing a kiss, though you are very young and sick and unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt." Mattie remains completely unfazed through the Ranger's outburst. "Well, one would be as unpleasant as the other," she retorts, before adding, "If you wet your comb it might tame that cowlick."