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1. If I have another DRINK OF WHISKEY, I'll have to get a new STRAP TO KEEP MY PANTS UP.
2. Can you help me plant my HERBs this AFTERNOON?
3. I didn't do well in math (or maths) because I was too lazy to ADD UP all the numbers. I just LEFT A FEW OUT; what's so bad about that?
4. I used to play the VIOLIN, but switched to a larger version. I really WASN'T VERY SERIOUS ABOUT PLAYING the violin, but my new instrument has become the foundation of life!
5. I used to play the violin, but switched to a LARGER VERSION. I really wasn't very serious about the violin, but my new instrument has become the FOUNDATION of life!
6. I like FRUIT, but not the skin. That's why I'll TAKE THE SKIN OFF BOTH fruits I'm having for lunch.
7. What do I do with the SKIN I took off the pear? If I was in Philadelphia, I could slap it on the Liberty Bell and MAKE IT RING.
8. Can you please hand me a COUPLE OF DOZEN SHEETS OF PAPER so that I can make a list of those PEOPLE WHO ARE SINGING?
9. When I was a kid I used to watch MR. ED. I remember one episode where he had a sore throat and COULDN'T TALK WELL - kind of defeated the whole purpose of the show!
10. When I ran a taxi service in the old West, my PASSENGER-SIDE wagon wheels would sometimes break because of the heavy cowboys I carried. I always used the same MECHANIC to fix them because he did his job with an almost RELIGIOUS zeal. I made sure to send him THANK-YOU NOTES for his wonderful effort.
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