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Quiz about My Punny Cat
Quiz about My Punny Cat

My Punny Cat Trivia Quiz


What do you call "the number of cats who live at your home" or "the sum of money you spend on the cats that live at your home"? Answer: Catamount. I hope you'll have fun with these catty puns.

A multiple-choice quiz by Catamount. Estimated time: 8 mins.
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Author
Catamount
Time
8 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
224,499
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Difficult
Avg Score
4 / 10
Plays
799
Question 1 of 10
1. My cat likes to read. Some of his favourite authors are J. K. Growling, Lloyd Abyssinian and Laura Ingalls Whiskers. No wonder, because these authors are known for writing this kind of literature:

Answer: (Two Words, the second one is "literature")
Question 2 of 10
2. My cat also likes classical music. Sometimes he even pretends to be a classical composer. For example, when he comes home in the morning after a night out he scratches at the door and meows, which means "I'm Bach!" The other day I couldn't find him at all; that was because he was ... Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. The other day my cat looked a little sick. At first I thought he had chewed up my feather pillow, because he had that ...

Answer: (Five words, the last one is "look")
Question 4 of 10
4. My pillow was all right but my cat was still looking tired and worn out, so I took him to the vet. She checked him over and said: "Nothing wrong with him, but to build up his strength I'll prescribe a ..."

Answer: (One word; think of gin)
Question 5 of 10
5. The prescription was working so well I took my cat to the cat show. But what a disaster, instead of a blue ribbon he only got a little statuette of a feline! It was a ...

Answer: (One Word; 11 letters)
Question 6 of 10
6. Last Christmas the local Shakespearean company was doing a pantomime. They needed a cat to be "Dick Whittington's Cat". The producer wanted a cat that looked like a miniature tiger. My cat happens to look like this, so I took him for an audition, but apparently a lot of people didn't understand the specifications - there was a long line-up of cats of all different types and colours. When I finally got to the head of the line the receptionist looked at my cat carrier and said wearily: ... Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. My friend has a "LaPerm" cat. She spends a lot of money on grooming supplies: brushes, shampoos, clippers and so on. My cat is a shorthair, so all I need for his grooming is a ...

Answer: (One word; eight letters; sometimes found underground)
Question 8 of 10
8. My friend and I had an argument the other day; she said Iranian cats don't sound any different from Canadian cats. I said no, they don't speak English but ... Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. My cat likes to watch old TV movies, but sometimes he goes a bit overboard. The other day he watched "That Darn Cat", "The Aristocats", "Alice in Wonderland" and "The Lion King", one after the other. Afterwards he was staggering around the house with his eyes crossed. I rushed him off to the Vet again and she said ... Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. Last Thanksgiving we decided to have roast duck instead of a turkey. Unfortunately we forgot to lock the kitchen door when we went out. When we came back the bird was gone, and my cat was waddling around with his stomach hanging almost to the ground. He was a ...

Answer: (Four Words, think of one of two unusual Australian animals)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. My cat likes to read. Some of his favourite authors are J. K. Growling, Lloyd Abyssinian and Laura Ingalls Whiskers. No wonder, because these authors are known for writing this kind of literature:

Answer: Kitty literature

Ok, so that was a bad one. I only said I hope you'll have fun.
2. My cat also likes classical music. Sometimes he even pretends to be a classical composer. For example, when he comes home in the morning after a night out he scratches at the door and meows, which means "I'm Bach!" The other day I couldn't find him at all; that was because he was ...

Answer: Haydn

Well, who else did you think he was?
3. The other day my cat looked a little sick. At first I thought he had chewed up my feather pillow, because he had that ...

Answer: down in the mouth look

I don't have a canary, so I knew it had to be my pillow.
4. My pillow was all right but my cat was still looking tired and worn out, so I took him to the vet. She checked him over and said: "Nothing wrong with him, but to build up his strength I'll prescribe a ..."

Answer: Catatonic

Get it? A "cat tonic"...
5. The prescription was working so well I took my cat to the cat show. But what a disaster, instead of a blue ribbon he only got a little statuette of a feline! It was a ...

Answer: Catastrophe

Cat as trophy, of course!
6. Last Christmas the local Shakespearean company was doing a pantomime. They needed a cat to be "Dick Whittington's Cat". The producer wanted a cat that looked like a miniature tiger. My cat happens to look like this, so I took him for an audition, but apparently a lot of people didn't understand the specifications - there was a long line-up of cats of all different types and colours. When I finally got to the head of the line the receptionist looked at my cat carrier and said wearily: ...

Answer: Tabby or not tabby?

Of course the cat that looks like a miniature tiger is a tabby. Russian Blues are bluish grey; Bombays look like miniature black panthers, and Sphynx cats are hairless.
7. My friend has a "LaPerm" cat. She spends a lot of money on grooming supplies: brushes, shampoos, clippers and so on. My cat is a shorthair, so all I need for his grooming is a ...

Answer: Catacomb

Ouch, these are getting worse!
8. My friend and I had an argument the other day; she said Iranian cats don't sound any different from Canadian cats. I said no, they don't speak English but ...

Answer: Purrsian

Persia of course is the old name of Iran; Siam became Thailand, and Abyssinia is now Ethopia. Pawtugal - I mean, Portugal - is still around.
9. My cat likes to watch old TV movies, but sometimes he goes a bit overboard. The other day he watched "That Darn Cat", "The Aristocats", "Alice in Wonderland" and "The Lion King", one after the other. Afterwards he was staggering around the house with his eyes crossed. I rushed him off to the Vet again and she said ...

Answer: He had Disney spells

Those are all Disney movies; no wonder he got dizzy from all this cuteness! Dr. Seuss is of course famous for "The Cat in the Hat", Bakshi directed "Fritz the Cat", and the Bell studio released "Two Brothers".
10. Last Thanksgiving we decided to have roast duck instead of a turkey. Unfortunately we forgot to lock the kitchen door when we went out. When we came back the bird was gone, and my cat was waddling around with his stomach hanging almost to the ground. He was a ...

Answer: Duck filled fatty puss

I hope this quiz gave you a few good laughs in addition to the groans.
Source: Author Catamount

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