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1. A Scotsman is sitting down to dinner and his wife puts a 'sybo' on his plate. What has she given him?
2. A young Scotsman was called in to see his boss. He entered the boss's office and the boss tells him he is very 'sweir'. What has he just told him he is?
3. A Scotsman was at work one day when his son walks in and sees him working at his 'studdie'. What is he working on?
4. A Scotsman was sitting in his local pub with his friends and then stood up. His friends asked him where he was going and he said "To 'stroan'." Where was he going?
5. A Scotsman came out of a building and began 'stilping'. What is the most likely place he had just been to enable him to stilp?
6. A Scotsman was watching the Discovery Channel and saw an animal. He turned to his wife and told her to look at its 'spleuchan'. She did, but what animal was it?
7. A Scotsman was sitting at home when his Scottish wife put on her coat and said she was going to see the 'spaewife'. Who was she off to see?
8. A Scotswoman came back from seeing the spaewife, and her husband put on his coat and said he was going out. When she asked him where, he replied "To the 'souter's' shop." Where was he going?
9. A friend rang up a Scotslady and asked if she wanted to go to bingo, but she said she couldn't as she had not finished 'sooping'. What did she still have to do?
10. A Scotswoman's husband was doing the washing and picked up his wife's coat. He was going through the pockets and pulled out 'siller'. What did he pull out?
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