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Quiz about Comebacks Taunts Insults and OneLiners

Comebacks, Taunts, Insults and One-Liners Quiz

Here are some quick little bits of wit from a wide range of movies.

A multiple-choice quiz by Freak42. Estimated time: 6 mins.

Author
Freak42

Time
6 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
36,479

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
20

Difficulty
Very Difficult

Avg Score
8 / 20

Plays
3406

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 20

1. 'All right, this chick is toast!' Hint

'Goldeneye'

'Wild Things'

'There's Something About Mary'

'Ghostbusters'

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Question 2 of 20

2. 'I've got a hot date.'
'Really? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?' Hint

'The Maltese Falcon'

'LA Confidential'

'Tango and Cash'

'Lethal Weapon 3'

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Question 3 of 20

3. 'Is there a history of insanity in your family?' Hint

'The Life of Brian'

'Mrs.Doubtfire'

'Broadcast News'

'Fierce Creatures'

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Question 4 of 20

4. 'Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?' Hint

'Home Alone 3'

'Home Alone'

'Home Alone 2'

'Baby's Day Out'

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Question 5 of 20

5. 'Chief I can't tell if he's really smart or really dumb.' Hint

'Cookie'

'Jaws'

'Die Hard'

'The Negotiator'

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Question 6 of 20

6. 'This town need an enema!' Hint

'The Untouchables'

'Batman'

'City Hall'

'Manhattan'

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Question 7 of 20

7. 'Congratu-fricking-lations.' Hint

'Dogma'

'Black Sheep'

'Spawn'

'Tommy Boy'

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Question 8 of 20

8. 'I'm not afraid of death, but I am afraid of murder.' Hint

'The Professional'

'The Conversation'

'The Big Sleep'

'The Ghost and the Darkness'

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Question 9 of 20

9. 'You're not very bright are you? I like that in a man.' Hint

'Basic Instinct'

'Body Heat'

'Fatal Instinct'

'Dangerous Liasons'

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Question 10 of 20

10. 'He treats objects as women, man!' Hint

'Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey'

'The Stoned Age'

'Dazed and Confused'

'The Big Lebowski'

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Question 11 of 20

11. 'Nobody understands cricket, you have to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.' Hint

'A Fish Called Wanda'

'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'

'Snatch'

'Mary Poppins'

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Question 12 of 20

12. 'She's Alora Dannon, the future empress of Tiras Leen and the last thing she's going to want is a hairy chest!' Hint

'A Knight's Tale'

'Dungeons and Dragons'

'Highlander'

'Willow'

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Question 13 of 20

13. 'That was a hell of a thing.' Hint

'Down Periscope'

'Galaxy Quest'

'Half Baked'

'Screwed'

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Question 14 of 20

14. 'Take it easy.'
'I'll take it any way I can get it.' Hint

'The Ref'

'The Bone Collector'

'Outbreak'

'The Green Mile'

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Question 15 of 20

15. 'How's it hanging?'
'Down around my ankles.' Hint

'White Man Can't Jump'

'The Best Man'

'Brothers'

'LA Confidential'

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Question 16 of 20

16. 'Fame lasts for 15 minutes, infamy lasts a little longer.' Hint

'Wallstreet'

'The Insider'

'Wag the Dog'

'Chaplin'

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Question 17 of 20

17. 'You break his heart again and I'll kill you. Nothing personal.' Hint

'Better Off Dead'

'Cruel Intentions'

'Clerks'

'Keeping the Faith'

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Question 18 of 20

18. 'You have a TV?'
'No, I just like to read the TV guide. You read the TV guide you don't need a TV.' Hint

'A Simple Plan'

'Finding Forrester'

'Good Will Hunting'

'The Lost Boys'

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Question 19 of 20

19. 'It just so happens, I am a lawyer.'
'Kill the lawyer!' Hint

'A Few Good Men'

'The Hutsucker Proxy'

'Hook'

'The Firm'

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Question 20 of 20

20. (Phone conversation)
'Who are you talking to?'
'Nobody, because there's a dead man on the other end of this phone.' Hint

'Heat'

'Ronin'

'The Sixth Sense'

'The Godfather Part 2'

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. 'All right, this chick is toast!'

Answer: 'Ghostbusters'

Said by Bill Murray after Gozer started playing rough.

2. 'I've got a hot date.' 'Really? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?'

Answer: 'LA Confidential'

Russell Crowe's witty comeback to his partner's excuse for not going out for a drink.

3. 'Is there a history of insanity in your family?'

Answer: 'Fierce Creatures'

John Cleese (while walking various zoo animals) said this to Kevin Kline.

4. 'Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?'

Answer: 'Home Alone 2'

This one should have been fairly easy. Kevin said this to the two bumbling burglars.

5. 'Chief I can't tell if he's really smart or really dumb.'

Answer: 'Jaws'

Quint said this to Chief Brody once he has the shark on the line.

6. 'This town need an enema!'

Answer: 'Batman'

This is one of many fantastic lines that Jack Nicholson had as The Joker.

7. 'Congratu-fricking-lations.'

Answer: 'Spawn'

The Clown said this to Martin Sheen after Spawn crashed a party and split.

8. 'I'm not afraid of death, but I am afraid of murder.'

Answer: 'The Conversation'

Gene Hackman's great line in this Francis Ford Copela classic.

9. 'You're not very bright are you? I like that in a man.'

Answer: 'Body Heat'

Kathleen Turner said this (and really meant it) to William Hurt.

10. 'He treats objects as women, man!'

Answer: 'The Big Lebowski'

A very dishevelled Dude trying to talk his way out of an arrest.

11. 'Nobody understands cricket, you have to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.'

Answer: 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'

Raphael said this after Casey Jones pulled out a cricket stick, just before Casey nailed him with it.

12. 'She's Alora Dannon, the future empress of Tiras Leen and the last thing she's going to want is a hairy chest!'

Answer: 'Willow'

Willow yelled this at Mad Martigan when he was feeding the baby blackroot.

13. 'That was a hell of a thing.'

Answer: 'Galaxy Quest'

The very spacey Fred after being transported to an alien ship.

14. 'Take it easy.' 'I'll take it any way I can get it.'

Answer: 'The Bone Collector'

The retort is said by the paralysed Denzel Washington.

15. 'How's it hanging?' 'Down around my ankles.'

Answer: 'LA Confidential'

Danny Devito said the second line, ironic considering how short he is (it's a relative measure).

16. 'Fame lasts for 15 minutes, infamy lasts a little longer.'

Answer: 'The Insider'

Christopher Plummer as Mike Wallace gave us this little gem of a line.

17. 'You break his heart again and I'll kill you. Nothing personal.'

Answer: 'Clerks'

Randy said this to Caitlin before she was set to go on a date with Dante (a date which never happened for rather disturbing reasons).

18. 'You have a TV?' 'No, I just like to read the TV guide. You read the TV guide you don't need a TV.'

Answer: 'The Lost Boys'

A nice retort from the very eccentric grandfather.

19. 'It just so happens, I am a lawyer.' 'Kill the lawyer!'

Answer: 'Hook'

Robin Williams as a grown Peter Pan not getting the response he wanted from the Lost Boys.

20. (Phone conversation) 'Who are you talking to?' 'Nobody, because there's a dead man on the other end of this phone.'

Answer: 'Heat'

A rather threatening Robert Deniro here with the intimidating comeback.

Source: Author Freak42

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