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Comedy Movie Quotes Trivia Quiz

I'll give you a quote from a popular comedy movie. You pick the movie. Most are multiple choice. The easier ones are fill in the blanks. Enjoy, and don't be afraid to laugh out loud.

A multiple-choice quiz by miamisammy29. Estimated time: 6 mins.

Author
miamisammy29

Time
6 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
93,791

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
15

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
8 / 15

Plays
4115

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Question 1 of 15

1. "Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie 35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds."

Answer: (One Word - Paranormal investigators)

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Question 2 of 15

2. "...Because they knew that this England place was bogus, and if we didn't get ourselves some cool rules, pronto, we'd just be bogus, too." Hint

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Clueless

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Class

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Question 3 of 15

3. "Beef jerky time!" Hint

Muppets Take Manhattan

Metro

Trading Places

Beverly Hillbillies

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Question 4 of 15

4. "Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear. And when I do, it's usually something unusual." Hint

Caddyshack II

Stripes

American Pie

Vegas Vacation

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Question 5 of 15

5. "I know everything there is to know 'bout the shrimpin' business."

Answer: (Two Words)

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Question 6 of 15

6. "I have two sons. One I put through college. The other I put through a wall." Hint

10 Things I Hate About You

Back to School

The Wild Life

Twins

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Question 7 of 15

7. "So, Pee Wee plays the little fairy, and you play the big fairy. That's a lot of fairies." Hint

Porky's II: The Next Day

Porky's Revenge

Porky's

None of these

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Question 8 of 15

8. "He had yellow eyes. So, help me God, yellow eyes." Hint

A Christmas Story

Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams

Predator II

Kindergarten Cop

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Question 9 of 15

9. "Allison, I am bad! I am so bad! I am so bad I should be in detention." Hint

Cadillac Man

House Party

Bad Boys

Easy Money

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Question 10 of 15

10. "Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode." Hint

Back to School

Dazed and Confused

Bad Medicine

Animal House

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Question 11 of 15

11. "You know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you could say, 'Police brutality'." Hint

Raising Arizona

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment

National Lampoon's Vacation

Moving Violations

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Question 12 of 15

12. "The royal penis is clean, your Highness." Hint

King Ralph

Coming to America

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

History of the World, Part I

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Question 13 of 15

13. "What you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude?" Hint

The Corsican Brothers

Dogma

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

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Question 14 of 15

14. "I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminobatchin' country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens - like me - could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes, like yourselves. Thank you." Hint

Moscow on the Hudson

Johnny Dangerously

My Cousin Vinny

Jury Duty

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Question 15 of 15

15. "When you get through the '80s, you'll find that the '90s make the '60s look like the '50s." Hint

Flashback

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Coneheads

Back to the Future

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

Answer: Ghostbusters

This was said by Dr. Egon Spangler (Harold Ramis) when describing the potential disaster that loomed on the horizon. I thought this was a pretty easy question with which to start. Ummm, Twinkie.

2. "...Because they knew that this England place was bogus, and if we didn't get ourselves some cool rules, pronto, we'd just be bogus, too."

Answer: Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jeff Spiccoli (Sean Penn) said this when Mr. Hand (Ray Walston) trapped him in his room and forced him to make up the time he wasted in History class.

3. "Beef jerky time!"

Answer: Trading Places

Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) said this on the train when he and the others were trying to trick Clarence Beeks (Paul Gleason). He took out his beef jerky and offered it to the others, to which a disguised Coleman (Denholm Elliott) replied, 'No, thank you, son. Gives me the winds something terrible.'"

4. "Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear. And when I do, it's usually something unusual."

Answer: Stripes

John Winger (Bill Murray) said this when the new recruits were in the barracks introducing themselves to each other and their new drill sergeant for the first time.

5. "I know everything there is to know 'bout the shrimpin' business."

Answer: Forrest Gump

Bubba (Mykelti Williamson) said this to Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) on the bus to boot camp.

6. "I have two sons. One I put through college. The other I put through a wall."

Answer: Back to School

Lou (Burt Young) said this to Jason, when he tried to explain how a person can be tough and nice at the same time.

7. "So, Pee Wee plays the little fairy, and you play the big fairy. That's a lot of fairies."

Answer: Porky's II: The Next Day

Tommy (Wyatt Knight) said this to Billy (Mark Herrier) when he found out Billy was playing Oberon, the "forest ranger", in a Shakespeare play. The "Porky's" trilogy are some of the funniest movies ever made.

8. "He had yellow eyes. So, help me God, yellow eyes."

Answer: A Christmas Story

The narrator (Ralphie) said this about Scut Farkus, the local neighborhood bully.

9. "Allison, I am bad! I am so bad! I am so bad I should be in detention."

Answer: Easy Money

Julio (Taylor Negron), with the help of his friend, a la Cyrano de Bergerac, said this to Allison (Jennifer Jason Leigh) when he tried to win back her love.

Answer: Animal House

This was said by Dean Vernon Wormer (John Vernon) when he decided to put Delta House on "double secret probation", whatever that is. "Animal House" is, bar none, the greatest comedy of all time. Belushi's first and greatest role.

11. "You know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you could say, 'Police brutality'."

Answer: National Lampoon's Vacation

This was said by the police officer (James Keach) that pulled over the Griswolds when he saw Dinky (Aunt Edna's dog) being dragged along for "a mile or so" after Clark forgot to untie the leash from the bumper when packing the car. Classic scene.

12. "The royal penis is clean, your Highness."

Answer: Coming to America

One of the royal bathers said this to Prince Akeem (Eddie Murphy) after lifting her head above the water in the royal bathtub. To which Prince Akeem could only smile and sigh.

13. "What you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude?"

Answer: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

The history teacher, Mr. Ryan (Bernie Casey) said this when discussing Napoleon in history class.

Answer: Johnny Dangerously

Roman Moronie (Richard Dimitri) said this in court when he was on trial for murder and racketeering. The next day's newspaper stated, "MORONIE DEPORTED TO SWEDEN. SAYS HE'S NOT FROM THERE". "Johnny Dangerously" was an absolutely hilarious gangster spoof.

It starred Michael Keaton in the title role, and featured the likes of Joe Piscopo, Peter Boyle, Marilu Henner, Danny DeVito and Griffin Dunne.

15. "When you get through the '80s, you'll find that the '90s make the '60s look like the '50s."

Answer: Flashback

Huey Newton (Dennis Hopper) said this to John Buckner (Kiefer Sutherland) at the very end of this excellent movie from the 80s. Pretty cool soundtrack, too.

Source: Author miamisammy29

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