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"Dogma" Quotes Trivia Quiz

Can you finish some of these popular quotes from the 1999 movie "Dogma"?

A multiple-choice quiz by cassandra moran. Estimated time: 7 mins.

Author
cassandra moran

Time
7 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
120,775

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
25

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
16 / 25

Plays
9976

Last 3 plays: Guest 84 (20/25), PARTS1 (16/25), Guest 86 (15/25).

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Question 1 of 25

1. "Organised religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our _______ out of fear of some intangible parent figure who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 2 of 25

2. "What are you going to do. Hit me with that _____". What did the Metatron say to Bethany? Hint

bat

fish

club

stick

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Question 3 of 25

3. When Jay introduces himself and Silent Bob, how does he describe Silent Bob? ("I'm Jay and this is my ______
______, Silent Bob.") Hint

hetero lifemate

best buddy

soul mate

straight mate

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Question 4 of 25

4. How many times did Bartleby say, the girl at the airport cheated on her boyfriend, when she was on holiday? Hint

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Question 5 of 25

5. Liz: "Its the _________". (On her way into the abortion clinic.)

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 6 of 25

6. Who said: "They hate me more than you, no doubt. At least you have an excuse - you're Jewish. You don't know any better."?
Hint

Jay

Liz

Bethany

Serendipity

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Question 7 of 25

7. Liz: "You thinking of joining the other side?" What was Bethany's response to this? Hint

"I think God is dead"

"Couldn't do it women are insane"

"I don't think I have any faith left"

"Maybe"

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Question 8 of 25

8. Bethany: "I think God is dead." Liz: "the sign of a true _________."

Answer: (1 Word - think religion!)

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Question 9 of 25

9. "You people, if there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing.
I am _______________".
Hint

a watcher

the metatron

a seraphim

a grigori

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Question 10 of 25

10. The Metatron was refering to the ninth plague when he said; "Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly;
mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone's a theology scholar"?

True

False

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Question 11 of 25

11. "Were they sent to Hell?" Where did the Metatron say Bartleby and Loki were sent?

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 12 of 25

12. If Bartleby and Loki entered the church, when they died they would be able to go to Heaven.

True

False

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Question 13 of 25

13. What did the Metatron say was a joke in Heaven?

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 14 of 25

14. Who are the prophets? Hint

Jay and Silent Bob

Rufus and the Metatron

Loki and Bartleby

Serendipity and Azrael

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Question 15 of 25

15. Who said the line "I'll scream rape"? Hint

Silent Bob

Jay

Bethany

Serendipity

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Question 16 of 25

16. "Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky you you know". Who falls out of the sky to prove him wrong? Hint

Metatron

Azrael

Silent Bob

Rufus

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Question 17 of 25

17. Finish the quote said by Rufus: "The dead, like myself, only worry about decay and ____________."

Answer: (One Word, (watch spelling))

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Question 18 of 25

18. "Did I miss anything?" What did the man in the board room say he had forgotten? Hint

MoobyWorld

Two Films

The Mooby Fun-Time Hour

Mooby Magazine

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Question 19 of 25

19. What kind of demon attacked them in the strip club? Hint

Speed

Dirty

Juicithan

Golgothan

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Question 20 of 25

20. Azrael said "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air". Who plays Azrael? Hint

Matt Damon

Jason Lee

Ben Affleck

Chris Rock

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Question 21 of 25

21. True or False: "The whole of existence is in jeopardy right now because of the Christian Belief structure".

True

False

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Question 22 of 25

22. "That's the nice way of putting it. I consider it being dumped". What was this comment in reference to?

Answer: (one word)

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Question 23 of 25

23. Who said this quote: "The blood that flows in your veins shares a chromosome or two at the genetic level with the man you call Jesus"? Hint

the Metatron

Azrael

Bartleby

Rufus

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Question 24 of 25

24. "I'd rather not exist than go back to that." What was Azrael referring to when he said this?

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 25 of 25

25. What was the final line in the film? Hint

"I couldn't help it"

"No, but I have a good idea"

"The Man was right about you"

"I'll keep that in mind"

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

Answer: decisions

Loki said this to the Nun at the beginning of the film when he was comparing "The Walrus and the Carpenter" to organised religion.

2. "What are you going to do. Hit me with that _____". What did the Metatron say to Bethany?

Answer: fish

It was a baseball bat but the Metatron turned it into a fish to prove a point.

3. When Jay introduces himself and Silent Bob, how does he describe Silent Bob? ("I'm Jay and this is my ______ ______, Silent Bob.")

Answer: hetero lifemate

He introduces them to Bethany when they fight Azrael's minions for her.

4. How many times did Bartleby say, the girl at the airport cheated on her boyfriend, when she was on holiday?

Answer: 2

Bartleby: "The guy doesn't even know that the girl cheated on him while he was away." Loki: "She did?" Bartleby: "Uh-huh. Twice. But it doesn't matter, because they're both so relieved to be with one another."

5. Liz: "Its the _________". (On her way into the abortion clinic.)

Answer: pope

When she went into the abortion clinic that she and Bethany work at, she was faced with protesters. She said this to draw their attention away from her.

6. Who said: "They hate me more than you, no doubt. At least you have an excuse - you're Jewish. You don't know any better."?

Answer: Bethany

Liz: "You're Catholic can't you talk to them" (refering to the protestors) Bethany: "They hate me more than you, no doubt. At least you have an excuse - you're Jewish, you don't know any better." Liz: "We used that excuse when we killed Christ".

7. Liz: "You thinking of joining the other side?" What was Bethany's response to this?

Answer: "Couldn't do it women are insane"

Liz: "You thinking of joining the other side?" Bethany: "Couldn't do it. Women are insane." Liz: "Well, you better go back and ask God for a third option."

8. Bethany: "I think God is dead." Liz: "the sign of a true _________."

Answer: Catholic

This is also said in the abortion clinic.

9. "You people, if there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing. I am _______________".

Answer: a seraphim

"I am the Metatron. Don't tell me the name doesn't ring a bell. You people, if there isn't a film about it it's not worth knowing. I am a seraphim. The highest choir of angels. You do know what an angel is, don't you?" the Metatron said this to Bethany when he appeared in her room and she attacked him with a fire extinguisher.

10. The Metatron was refering to the ninth plague when he said; "Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly; mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone's a theology scholar"?

Answer: False

He was referring to the tenth plague, when the Angel of Death wiped out the first born of Egypt.

11. "Were they sent to Hell?" Where did the Metatron say Bartleby and Loki were sent?

Answer: Wisconsin

"Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history. And when the world ends, they'll sit outside the gates for all eternity."

12. If Bartleby and Loki entered the church, when they died they would be able to go to Heaven.

Answer: True

Although they would go to Heaven, they would reverse God's decree, and since God is infallible to prove Him/Her wrong would unmake existence.

13. What did the Metatron say was a joke in Heaven?

Answer: sex

Bethany: "Sex is a joke in Heaven?" Metatron: "The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here too."

14. Who are the prophets?

Answer: Jay and Silent Bob

They help Bethany out when she is being attacked by Azrael's minions.

15. Who said the line "I'll scream rape"?

Answer: Jay

He tried to leave the diner but Bethany stopped him.

16. "Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky you you know". Who falls out of the sky to prove him wrong?

Answer: Rufus

He falls naked from the sky. They find out that he is already dead and he is a friend of Jesus Christ that has come to help them.

17. Finish the quote said by Rufus: "The dead, like myself, only worry about decay and ____________."

Answer: necrophiliacs

Rufus: "Death is a worry of the living. The dead, like myself, only worry about decay and necrophiliacs." Jay: "See! I told you he was the undead!" Rufus: "Not the undead, the dead. I died. Christ told me the secret to resurrection once when we were at a wedding in Canna, but I got drunk and forgot it."

18. "Did I miss anything?" What did the man in the board room say he had forgotten?

Answer: Mooby Magazine

After he says this, Loki asks "How could you forget the magazine?"

19. What kind of demon attacked them in the strip club?

Answer: Golgothan

Serendipity: "And whenever the crucified expired, their
bodies would naturally lose muscle control, spilling bowel and bladder in the process". The Golgothan was a result of this and he was after Bethany.

20. Azrael said "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air". Who plays Azrael?

Answer: Jason Lee

He has been in other Jay and Silent Bob movies as well, including "Chasing Amy" where he played Banky.

21. True or False: "The whole of existence is in jeopardy right now because of the Christian Belief structure".

Answer: False

"The whole of existence is in jeopardy right now because of the Catholic Belief structure".

22. "That's the nice way of putting it. I consider it being dumped". What was this comment in reference to?

Answer: divorce

Bartleby: "You're divorced?" Bethany: "That's a nice way of putting it. I'd call it being dumped." Bartleby: "I was dumped once." Bethany: "It's terrible, isn't it? Don't you constantly question your value - like why was I so easy to cast aside?" Bartleby: "And you wonder if the other party's going to come to their senses and call you back."

23. Who said this quote: "The blood that flows in your veins shares a chromosome or two at the genetic level with the man you call Jesus"?

Answer: Rufus

When she was told she was the Last Scion, she got angry and yelled at the Metatron. He explained that he had to tell Jesus that he was the son of God.

24. "I'd rather not exist than go back to that." What was Azrael referring to when he said this?

Answer: Hell

He was explaining why he told Bartleby and Loki how they got back home. If he didn't exist, he couldn't be sent back to Hell.

25. What was the final line in the film?

Answer: "I'll keep that in mind"

This is what Bethany said at the end when Jay informed her that pregnant women can have sex into their third trimester.

Source: Author cassandra moran

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