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1. "But why is the rum gone?"
2. "'You look tired' means 'you look old.' And 'you look rested' means 'you've had collagen.'"
3. "I hate the way you talk to me / And the way you cut your hair. / I hate the way you drive my car. / I hate it when you stare. / I hate your big dumb combat boots / And the way you read my mind. / I hate you so much it makes me sick -- / It even makes me rhyme. / I hate the way you're always right. / I hate it when you lie. / I hate it when you make me laugh -- / Even worse when you make me cry. / I hate it that you're not around / And the fact that you didn't call. / But mostly I hate the way / I don't hate you -- / Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all."
4. "Where's my dinner?"
5. "Well, a boy's best friend is his mother."
6. "Hello kids, this is a message from your Uncle Billy. Don't buy drugs. Wait until you're a pop star, and they give you them for free."
7. "Darling, nothing is final 'til you're dead, and even then, I'm sure God negotiates."
8. "HUMANS HAVE FEELINGS! Didn't your alien leaders tell you that before they sent you here?"
9. "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"
10. "It is much better to be the right hand of the devil than to be in his path."
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