"How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" Quotes Quiz

Answer: Michelle

Michelle is talking about her ex-boyfriend, Mike, who dumped her after dating for only 1 1/2 weeks. Michelle told him that she loved him after only 2 days, and then she says that he started getting really busy, and she didn't know where he was. She also said that she had kept calling his house, but he never answered, and she didn't leave a message. Michelle is clearly too clingy and needy, and she is under the impression that Mike dumped her because she is too fat, which she obviously isn't.

Answer: False

Andie isn't the one who says this, it's actually her boss, Lana, who says it. Lana had just asked Andie about her "how-to" piece, and how it's coming along, and Andie was telling her that she is working on something different; a political piece. Lana tells her that she cannot do a political piece, mainly because she feels that the readers of "Composure" magazine won't be interested in it.

She tells Andie, "the column is new for you. When you turn it into a must-read, you can write about whatever you want. Until then, you can write about whatever I want." Lana also explains to Andie what "Composure" magazine is made up of, which is where the quote in this question comes from.

Answer: Ben

Ben says this while he is talking to his boss, Mr.Warren, and the two Judys, Judy Spears and Judy Green. Ben is upset, because Mr.Warren has just given the DeLauer account to "the Judys", and it was because of Ben's tip that they even got the account in the first place.

He is trying to get Mr. Warren to give the account to him, so he makes a bet with him, saying that he can get a girl to fall in love with him in 10 days. While Ben is trying to convince Mr. Warren that he knows how to market diamonds, he says, "the skills required to market diamonds are the same as those needed to make a woman fall in love".

Then, one of the Judys says, "I'm not talking about lust. A woman in lust wants chocolate; a woman in love wants diamonds". That's when Ben says, "I'm not talking about lust either, ladies", and he starts his quote on love.

Answer: True

After Andie leaves her purse at Ben's apartment, he brings it with him to work the next day. When he and his two friends, Tony and Thayer, walk into his office, Thayer sees the purse sitting on his desk, and asks, "have you looked inside it?". Ben says no, he hasn't looked inside the purse, and Thayer goes on to ask, "do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman's purse?", to which Ben answers, "uh, yeah, I guess I do".

After Ben says this, he goes on to talk about how a woman's purse is her secret source of power, hence the quote.

Answer: Andie

While Andie and Ben are watching "Sleepless in Seattle", Andie comments on how she always wanted a man like Tom Hanks. This scene is quite funny, as Andie keeps talking during the movie, and the man in the row behind her and Ben gets quite annoyed with her. The man keeps making "shh" noises, and he makes comments about how he can't hear the movie.

Answer: False

Andie is the one who says this, as she brings a tissue from the kitchen, holds it up to Ben's nose, and says, "blow". This completely humiliates Ben in front of all his buddies (as he is having a boy's poker night at his apartment, and he wasn't expecting her to come over), but he still manages to blow his nose for Andie.

Answer: Andie

Andie says this to Tony, when she comes to Ben's apartment to "crash" his 'boy's night in' poker game. She brings cucumber sandwiches, and she makes Tony stop eating his pizza and eat a cucumber sandwich instead. After she makes Tony eat one, she sets the plate of sandwiches down on the table, and everyone picks one up to make an attempt at eating it (so as to not hurt her feelings). Andie also makes Ben and all of his friends put out their cigars, which takes another thing away from their 'boy's night', and really ruins the night for Ben and his buddies.

Answer: True

Tony says this to Thayer, while they are listening to Andie and Ben singing "You're So Vain" at the party for the DeLauers. Andie surprises everyone when she gets up on stage and tells the audience that Ben has prepared a little song for his new friend, Mrs. DeLauer. Ben, surprised and confused, gets up on stage, but won't let Andie leave.

He requests the song "You're So Vain" to be played, and he and Andie sing along with it, as they verbally attack each other for the tricks they played on one another while fulfilling their deals for their bosses. Andie can't sing very well at all, so that's when Tony makes his comment about her.

Answer: Andie

Andie says this to the man in the row behind her and Ben in the movie theater. She keeps talking to Ben during the movie, and the man behind her is getting more and more upset with her. He keeps asking them to be quiet, and when Andie moves over to put her head on Ben's shoulder, the man behind her makes a comment about how he can no longer hear nor see the movie. That's when Andie turns around, and volunteers Ben to get up and "pummel" the man behind them.

The man stands up, and tells Ben to come outside so they can deal with this.

They get out into the lobby, and the large man punches Ben in the face, while Ben was just trying to settle it without getting violent.

Answer: Ben

When Ben suggests "couples therapy" to Andie, she tells him that she knows a great therapist who will work wonders on him. She actually asks Michelle (her co-worker) to be the therapist, so when they arrive at Michelle's apartment, she is all dressed up like a therapist, has her hair tied back, and is wearing big, thick glasses.

She asks Ben and Andie how they will be paying for the session, and when Ben asks how much it costs, she says $300. Later on, after they find out about each other's deals with their bosses, they get into a big fight, and Andie ends up deciding to move to Washington D.C. so she can pursue her writing career.

When Ben goes to her office looking for her, he finds her cubicle empty, and the "love fern" sitting on top of her desk.

He asks Jeannie (another one of Andie's co-workers) where she went, and she tells him that Andie has just left to go to Washington D.C. On his way out of the office, he runs into Michelle, and asks her, "you're not a real therapist, are you?", to which she replies "no".

He tells her, "good job though", and on his way up the stairs to leave, he shouts, "you owe me 300 bucks!".