"Kung Pow" Quotes Trivia Quiz

Answer: Children

The children say this while playing with sparklers. They play with sparklers in the street for no particular reason. There is no real reason they say this other than pure comedic value and the intent to make fun of such a useless scene in the movie "Tiger Crane Fists" which was used for "Kung Pow!"

Answer: Ling's Dad

He says this after getting beat up by Betty and falling off the waterfall. The Chosen One finds Betty to confront him but Ling's Dad tells him he's not ready. The Chosen One goes anyway and gets beat up along with Ling's dad and they float to the edge of the waterfall and fall off.

A whale falls with them. The whale comes from nowhere; it just appears for a little nonsense in a serious scene from the "Tiger Crane Fists".

Answer: Betty

Betty says this when the Chosen One throws a ninja star at Betty's boombox and changes the song to a more upbeat one. The Chosen One starts dancing while Betty circles him.

Answer: Mushu-fasa

He says this when the Chosen One is asking for guidance. He needs guidance so he can defeat Betty. Mushu-fasa says this as he is fading out. He says this to make fun of CNN's fadeout and the serious scene from "The Lion King".

Answer: Vendor

He says this after the Chosen One buys the nuts for the squirrel. He buys the nuts for an undisclosed plan that is later revealed when Betty palms him and the squirrel cushions the blow. The squirrel has a palm print in it and scurries away happily with the nuts.

This quote is rather humorous as the vendor yells this at the Chosen One and he looks at him strangely and leaves. After he leaves, the vendor calls someone and says "He just left... with nuts!"

Answer: Farm Lady

She says this after he rolls down the hill as a baby. He ends up on a path and the Farm Lady picks him up. This quote is meant for humorous reasons, as you think, watching it, that she will adopt the Chosen One but instead she shatters your expectations and sends him tumbling down the other side.

Answer: Betty

He says this when Master Tang challenges him. Master Tang challenges him because he is seeking the Chosen One and Master Tang is trying to protect him. He says this because he's willing to fight him and the next song on his boombox is "I Like Big Butts." Betty's original name was Master Pain, for those that don't know. He changes it in his second scene.

Answer: Chosen One

He says this when Ling toughens his hands. He needs tougher hands because the pyramid caps poke him and it hurts too much to grab them. She then says "You think that's hot huh? I'll show ya hot!" and proceeds to light his hands on fire. This scene is done for pure nonsensical and quite humorous reasons.

Answer: Master Tang

At the end of the "Blooper" reel it shows Master Tang in the field where he was attacked by Betty. There is a bird eating his innards and the crew won't help.

Answer: Betty

Betty says this to his minions, as some sort of sincere order, but the quote comes out rather spontaneous and nonsensical as his lackeys reply "Welles!". This quote doesn't mean anything; it's just supposed to be funny.