Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "I've always been considered an asshole, for about as long as I can remember. Um, that's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you would forgive me."
2. "This is my brother's Ritalin. Ritalin's good for studying math or science, just don't try to write English papers on it or it won't make any sense. Enjoy that."
3. "Well, here's all you need to know: Classes, nothing before eleven. Beer, it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?"
"Uhhh, no."
"Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day."
4. "This young man has had a very trying rookie season. What with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada, and that country's refusal to accept him...well, that's more than most 21 year olds could handle."
5. "The chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall. John has a long moustache. John has a long moustache."
6. "She's great. She's really exotic! She's a princess! She's Polynesian; well, half Polynesian, and half American. She's... Amnesian."
7. "Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."
8. "There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth."
9. "I've been on a diet everyday since I was nineteen, which basically means I've been hungry for a decade. I've had a series of not-so-nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me. And every time I get my heart broken, the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment. And it's taken two rather painful operations to get me looking like this."
10. "See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity."
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