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"Scary Movie Deuce" Quotes Trivia Quiz

These are funny quotes from "Scary Movie 2". If you like the movie then you should know the quotes!

A multiple-choice quiz by dropadeuce. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
dropadeuce

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
85,797

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
20

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
14 / 20

Plays
9274

Last 3 plays: cyc1oneblu (20/20), Guest 24 (20/20), Guest 206 (6/20).

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Question 1 of 20

1. "But in my age the little soldier needs a little more thumpin' before it starts pumpin' if you know what I mean." Hint

Dwight

Father McFeely

Professor Oldman

Hanson

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Question 2 of 20

2. "Little? I'm not little, I'm hung like a bull lady!" Hint

Hanson

Shorty

Dwight

Parrot

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Question 3 of 20

3. "Oh good thinking Dwight, traumatized coeds are a sure thing." Hint

Ray

Soap

Father McFeely

Professor Oldman

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Question 4 of 20

4. "Why is he running so slow?" Hint

Cindy

Theo

Brenda

Shorty

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Question 5 of 20

5. "I'm gonna slice that little cripple up!" Hint

Brenda

Tracy

Theo

Shorty

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Question 6 of 20

6. "Dude, someone's on the rag!" Hint

Shorty

Hanson

Buddy

Ray

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Question 7 of 20

7. "I think I'll be the better man now and walk away...walk away." Hint

Professor Oldman

Hanson

Ray

The Donk

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Question 8 of 20

8. "I know what you're thinking...did I fire 3 shots or 117?" Hint

Professor Oldman

Dwight

Shorty

Cindy

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Question 9 of 20

9. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to smoke your relatives!" Hint

Brenda

Theo

Buddy

Shorty

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Question 10 of 20

10. "Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!" Hint

Brenda

Dwight

Ray

Cindy

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Question 11 of 20

11. "I'm fine, I broke my fall." Hint

Dwight

Ray

Cindy

Buddy

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Question 12 of 20

12. "Look, I don't need your help lady. I can do it myself!" Hint

Dwight

Hanson

Professor Oldman

Cardella

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Question 13 of 20

13. "This is skeleton, this is bones! Would you run from Calista Flockhart?" Hint

Cindy

Brenda

Shorty

Parrot

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Question 14 of 20

14. "You're gonna fall unless you take my hand!" Hint

Hanson

Ray

Professor Oldman

Big Dan

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Question 15 of 20

15. "You ain't be talkin' bout my mamma son! You don't know my momma son!" Hint

Shorty

Ray

Brenda

Cindy

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Question 16 of 20

16. "Oh, I bought mine on Friday. I just came down to get a banana." Hint

Buddy

Manchild

Theo

Ray

17. "I've never had a friend who cares for me the way you do. I mean, there's Ray, but he cares for me in a different way, like bringing me flowers, running my bath water, and sometimes I wake up screaming and Ray's in my bed holding me." Hint

Shorty

Slow Adam

Brenda

Buddy

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Question 18 of 20

18. "Hey look! I'm tossing my own salad!" Hint

Dwight

Shorty

Hanson

Theo

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Question 19 of 20

19. "I think I know why you're mad Mr. Cat. I didn't mean to go poopy in your litterbox." Hint

Theo

Cindy

Tracy

Carla

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Question 20 of 20

20. "Give me my Vaseline, a banana, and some duct tape!" Hint

Ray

Father McFeely

Dwight

Lamina

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Most Recent Scores

Nov 13 2024 : cyc1oneblu: 20/20
Nov 01 2024 : Guest 24: 20/20
Oct 13 2024 : Guest 206: 6/20
Oct 07 2024 : Guest 50: 16/20
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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "But in my age the little soldier needs a little more thumpin' before it starts pumpin' if you know what I mean."

Answer: Father McFeely

James Woods makes a special appearance as Father McFeely in this movie and is very comical.

2. "Little? I'm not little, I'm hung like a bull lady!"

Answer: Parrot

The parrot makes this comment to Cindy when she first enters the house.

3. "Oh good thinking Dwight, traumatized coeds are a sure thing."

Answer: Professor Oldman

Tim Curry plays the professor who is trying to score with a student. He is really quite funny.

4. "Why is he running so slow?"

Answer: Theo

Theo comments on Ray's slow running at the end of the movie when he is going to save Cindy.

5. "I'm gonna slice that little cripple up!"

Answer: Brenda

After they find out that Dwight has the keys to the gate, Brenda threatens to cut him up to get the keys.

6. "Dude, someone's on the rag!"

Answer: Buddy

As Cindy and Buddy walk to the music room there are bloody footprints on the ground and Buddy points it out.

7. "I think I'll be the better man now and walk away...walk away."

Answer: Hanson

Hanson says this to Dwight after they get in a heated battle with each other.

8. "I know what you're thinking...did I fire 3 shots or 117?"

Answer: Dwight

Dwight says this to the ghost, then misses with his last three remaining shots.

9. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to smoke your relatives!"

Answer: Shorty

Before his plant rolls him into a joint, Shorty screams this out in hope that the plant will not smoke him.

10. "Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!"

Answer: Cindy

As Cindy enters the kitchen she sees Shorty with a bunch of drugs in front of him and she thinks that Hanson has drugged him.

11. "I'm fine, I broke my fall."

Answer: Ray

After Ray saves Cindy he falls into a dresser but instead turns around and has Dwight strapped on his back to take the impact of the fall.

12. "Look, I don't need your help lady. I can do it myself!"

Answer: Dwight

The beautiful Theo is about to give Dwight some action for the keys to the gate but Dwight stops her and pleasures himself instead.

13. "This is skeleton, this is bones! Would you run from Calista Flockhart?"

Answer: Brenda

Brenda is surprised when she sees that her friend Cindy is scared of a walking skeleton.

14. "You're gonna fall unless you take my hand!"

Answer: Hanson

Hanson says this to Dwight while Dwight is hanging off the balcony. Dwight doesn't want to grab his hand, though, because it is so gross.

15. "You ain't be talkin' bout my mamma son! You don't know my momma son!"

Answer: Shorty

The parrot starts talking smack about Shorty's mom so Shorty goes off on the bird.

16. "Oh, I bought mine on Friday. I just came down to get a banana."

Answer: Ray

Ray is referring to his red robe that he was wearing. The same robe that Cindy was also wearing when she scared the professor.

Answer: Buddy

Buddy wants Cindy to be his girlfriend but she is too stupid to realize it.

18. "Hey look! I'm tossing my own salad!"

Answer: Dwight

While Dwight is pleasuring himself he yells this out.

19. "I think I know why you're mad Mr. Cat. I didn't mean to go poopy in your litterbox."

Answer: Cindy

Before Cindy and the cat fight she tries to calm the cat down by apologizing for what he might be mad about.

20. "Give me my Vaseline, a banana, and some duct tape!"

Answer: Ray

When they are discussing what they are going to do to Dwight, Ray yells this out to Brenda.

Source: Author dropadeuce

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