The Fount's Plethora Of Movie Quotes Quiz

Answer: The Three Musketeers (1993)

Three renegade musketeers team up with a wanna-be to foil (pun intended) a plot to kill the king. The Cardinal (the chief villain) intends to eliminate the king, and seize the throne for himself. He sees the musketeers as his only obstacle. About a third of the way through the movie, the Cardinal makes this quote to the head of his guard, immediately after Athos, Porthos, and Aramis free d'Artagnan from execution and steal the Cardinal's coach.

Answer: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Two lunkheads, destined to be the saviors of the world, are whisked off on a trip through time to help them pass history class. This classic quote was said by Billy the Kid near the beginning of the movie. He was explaining to Bill and Ted his plan to have them help him cheat at cards. The boys help him out, they all become friends, and Billy agrees to come along.

Answer: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World

This two hour chase scene involves a group of colorful characters scrambling to find buried money. This quote was said several times throughout the movie. This line is most notably said, in the opening scene by Jimmy Durante, when he tells the rest of the cast about where the money is hidden. The rest of the movie is devoted to everyone racing to and searching for that big "W."

Answer: Bambi

"Bambi" is a coming-of-age story about the king of deer. Halfway through the movie, on the first cold day, Bambi is confused by the ice on the pond. He says this quote to Thumper when he first feels the hardness of the water. Thumper replies, "Come on Bambi, it's fun!" This qoute illustrates Bambi's confusion and desire to learn about the world around him.

Answer: The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)

A wrongly imprisoned man escapes and seeks vengeance on those who betrayed him. Just beyond the halfway point, the Count ends his toast for Albert's birthday with this inspiring quote. He describes to the guests how Albert was kidnapped by brigands. When the brigands threatened to cut off his finger, Albert said, "Do your worst!" The Count uses "Do your worst" as a motto for life. Little do Albert and his friends know, the Count is using the party and the toast as a way to gain the family's good graces.

Answer: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Five children are led on a tour of a fanciful candy factory to see who has the moral fiber to inherit it. Three-fourths of the way into the movie, Willy Wonka says this to the last of the group. He is showing them lickable wallpaper for nurseries. The quote adds a bit of humor and atmosphere.

Answer: The Toxic Avenger

OK, this one's a little more obscure, but I can't make them all mainstream. Besides, I LOVE this movie! Poor Melvin, the wimpy mop boy, falls into a barrel of toxic waste, and is transformed into the first superhero from New Jersey. This quote is made in voiceover by Toxie at the very end of the movie, describing himself.

Answer: From Dusk 'til Dawn

Hostages have to join their kidnappers to fight off some Mexican vampires. In the opening scene, Richie and Seth are forcing the clerk at Benny's World of Liquor, at gunpoint, to get rid of the ranger talking to him. Seth believes the clerk is jerking him around.

The clerk says this to Seth as he tries to keep from being shot. This is possibly the greatest opening scene in all of moviedom!

Answer: It's a Wonderful Life

This quote comes near the end of one of the most renowned Christmas movies of all time. A suicidal George is taken to a world where he has never been born, to prove how meaningful his life is. After he comes back, George sees Ernie, whom he hit earlier. George warns him off with this quote. Now I wish someone could tell me how his birth affected the weather.

Answer: Men in Black II

J brings K back to help solve a mystery that started nearly thirty years before. This funny one liner comes about a third of the way through the movie. J is describing the automatic pilots on the fancier new cars as he argues with K over who gets to drive.