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1. Jane: "Jeff, ____ is a little young for jambalaya."
Jeff: "The doctor said to start her on solids."
How old is their daughter?
2. Jeff said that he just loved crashing parties. Who was he speaking to that responded with "You mean, you didn't know those people?"
3. While Jeff was being mugged he said,"Can I go? Look we had a deal, you commit a felony, I go." Who was Jeff talking to?
4. Ted: "What do you do for a living?"
Jeff: "I'm a vacuumcleanersalesman. I don't know what brand you're currently using, but ____ is the biggest sucker of them all."
What brand of vacuumcleaner does Jeff claim to sell?
5. Jane: "Did I get this right? You took our child into a knifefight?"
Jeff: "It was a fair fight, two of them, two of us."
What is the name of their child? (The name they finally agree on)
6. Jane: "I'm dying!"
Jeff: "Wasn't that far."
Jane: "____ miles"
Jeff: "That's far."
How far did they run?
7. When the Blues com home from their run they discover that the door to their apartment is open.
Jane: "One man on the couch, reading."
Jeff: "A literate burglar, how refreshing."
Who was the "Burglar"?
8. Jeff had been arrested by the local police.
Halsey: "Excuse me, sir, phonecall for you."
Sawyer: "I'm busy."
Halsey: "It's about Blue, sir."
Sawyer: "Well, who is it? The President?"
Halsey: "No, it's the ____."
Who was on the phone?
9. Jeff says, "People in a major hurry never look at the driver."
Who was the driver the first time this line was used?
10. Jeff says, "Darling, do oysters come with guns?"
How many dozen oysters had Jeff ordered?
11. Sawyer: "What's he doing, joining the band?"
Halsey: "That's your husband, does he play the _____?"
Jane: "Apparently."
What is Jeff playing?
12. Jane: "Wanna kill him?"
Jeff: "My, you are bloodthirsty. I told you not to drink all that coffee."
What had Jeff just bought for his daughter?
13. Jeff says, "See mommy picking the big lock? One of these days, when you're a big girl, she'll teach you how to pick locks. Of course she might still be picking this one."
How long did it take Jane to pick the lock?
14. Jeff: "That's odd!"
Jane: "What?"
Jeff: "I've found a shoe."
Jane: "And?"
Jeff: "It's got a foot in it!"
Who's foot?
15. Who said, "Hey, look we got to get out of here, now follow me!"
Jane: "Follow me!?"
Jeff: "Oh, give him his moment in the sun."
Jane: "What sun?"
Who should be allowed his moment in the sun?
Source: Author
Zanette
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