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Really Just a Pretty Face Trivia Quiz

At some point in my youth, I was really just a pretty face! Alas, I am quickly plummeting from angelic to crony. Now I wait for wisdom to kick in.

A multiple-choice quiz by Coraline11323. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
Coraline11323

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
314,656

Updated
Aug 16 23

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Easy

Avg Score
9 / 10

Plays
10569

Awards
Editor's Choice

Last 3 plays: Guest 24 (9/10), scubagal70 (10/10), Guest 137 (10/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. The first thing I noticed about getting older is that my thick, lustrous hair is becoming limp and very scarce. What is the common name for this unnecessary female condition? Hint

Combover Disorder

Balderdash Disease

Female-Pattern Baldness

Wairsdahare Syndrome

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Question 2 of 10

2. The next clue my face was changing was when I tried to apply eyeshadow. I had trouble locating my eyelids! My eyebrows have dropped down so low that even if I could put on eyeshadow, nobody would be able to see it. Why have my eyebrows drooped down in front of my eyes? Hint

As we age, our forehead skin lowers over the eyebrows and proceeds to sag over the upper eyelids.

The loss of hair takes weight off the top of our heads and causes the eyebrows to droop down.

I gained so much weight that the excess had no where to go but up.

I have seen too many ugly things and my body is reacting by trying to cover up my eyes.

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Question 3 of 10

3. My ageing face looks like I have been sunbathing with a colander over my head. I have strange brown spots here and there that I absolutely cannot scrub off. What are these freckly-looking spots? Hint

Aging causes skin color changes, and the increased skin pigmentation shows up as "age spots."

The spots are caused by too much sun with the colander on my face.

The grandchildren were bored while I napped and found some brown permanent markers.

My vision is not good, I see spots everywhere.

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Question 4 of 10

4. I've noticed lately that I have difficulty seeing clearly, but this morning I'm a little scared! I can't see well enough to notice if there are any other changes in my appearance. What is causing my foggy vision? Hint

I took a shower with my glasses on and they're all fogged up.

Cataracts are clouding my eyes' natural lenses.

Without eyeshadow on my eyelids, nothing looks the same.

My eyebrows have drifted even further south.

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Question 5 of 10

5. Have you ever looked in the mirror and wondered if your nose and your ears are getting bigger? It might look that way, but my doctor assures me they really aren't. They just look like they are. What is a good explanation for this phenomenon? Hint

Aging causes the collagen and elastin fibers to break down, which in turn causes the nose and ears to droop and appear larger.

Not being able to wear eyeshadow and mascara focuses more attention on the size of the nose and ears.

Your nose and ears only look bigger because there's a lot less hair on your head.

Noses grow when you lie, and ears grow when you eavesdrop.

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Question 6 of 10

6. Winter's over, it's time to get out of the turtlenecks and into the tank tops. Wait a minute, what has happened to my neck? This must be what's referred to as a "turkey neck." What is a "turkey neck?" Hint

Gobbledeegookotomy - excess ingestion of turkey causes neck muscles to relax and gives the appearance of loose skin about the neck area.

Torticollis of the neck, which causes your head to tilt at an odd angle and pulls on the skin around your neck.

A whole lot of loose skin under your chin and jaw which can hang down and sway.

An old whiplash injury which causes extra skin to accumulate around your lower neck.

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Question 7 of 10

7. I'm still vain about my teeth, the few I have left, and I'm thinking they need whitening. What is a possible side effect of having my teeth bleached? Hint

My tongue will become as white as my teeth.

Everyone will know where I am if I smile in a dark room.

Bleaching gel may cause tooth sensitivity to hot or cold fluids.

Bleach breath is the worst.

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Question 8 of 10

8. Today my vision is a little better and guess what I've noticed now? That's right, my husband looks better than I do! Why is it that women seem to physically age faster than men? Hint

Wearing makeup daily does not allow the skin to breathe.

Female skin starts to wrinkle sooner and faster than men's.

Wrinkles are caused by frowning too much.

If you can afford botox, wrinkles are optional and the question is moot.

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Question 9 of 10

9. Holy Moly, just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I've found a huge dark mole on the side of my nose! If it had been a little tiny dark mole near my lip like Cindy Crawford or above my lip along the dimple line like Marilyn Monroe, then what would this facial distraction be called? Hint

a witch's mark

a birthmark

a beauty mark

a freckle

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Question 10 of 10

10. There are huge tears constantly rolling down my cheeks, even though I'm not even crying. My doctor advised it appears my tear ducts are "blocked." There are several different causes for this affliction, but lucky for me, I can be easily treated with antibiotics because I have a severe infection of what? Hint

my eyelids

my nose piercing

my sinuses

my tonsils

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. The first thing I noticed about getting older is that my thick, lustrous hair is becoming limp and very scarce. What is the common name for this unnecessary female condition?

Answer: Female-Pattern Baldness

Women's hair thins pretty evenly all over the head. We're just lucky we don't need to resort to the dreaded comb over.

Answer: As we age, our forehead skin lowers over the eyebrows and proceeds to sag over the upper eyelids.

Be advised that if this happens to you, there will no longer be a need to purchase either eyeshadow or mascara. It would only be a waste of money!

Answer: Aging causes skin color changes, and the increased skin pigmentation shows up as "age spots."

Makeup helps, but I still know they're there.

Answer: Cataracts are clouding my eyes' natural lenses.

This is obviously a defense mechanism; the vision goes early so you can't see what's happening to the rest of your body.

Answer: Aging causes the collagen and elastin fibers to break down, which in turn causes the nose and ears to droop and appear larger.

Well, that's a relief. We're drooping, not growing.

Answer: A whole lot of loose skin under your chin and jaw which can hang down and sway.

The word gobbledygook refers to "Gobbledygook language" which is defined as "the convoluted language of bureaucrats."

7. I'm still vain about my teeth, the few I have left, and I'm thinking they need whitening. What is a possible side effect of having my teeth bleached?

Answer: Bleaching gel may cause tooth sensitivity to hot or cold fluids.

It seems like everyone is having their teeth bleached these days, but bleaching only works on natural teeth. Any previous dental work, such as crowns, partials, etc... would have to be replaced to match the color of your newly whitened teeth.

8. Today my vision is a little better and guess what I've noticed now? That's right, my husband looks better than I do! Why is it that women seem to physically age faster than men?

Answer: Female skin starts to wrinkle sooner and faster than men's.

The loss of collagen and elastin in our skin is what causes wrinkles, and ladies lose collagen at a faster rate than men.

Answer: a beauty mark

I wonder if Marilyn Monroe's beauty mark was real; she doesn't seem to have a beauty mark in very early photos!

Answer: my sinuses

Severe sinus infections are often the cause of blocked tear ducts. The tears cannot drain through the tear ducts, so they just roll on down your cheeks.

Source: Author Coraline11323

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