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Bart's Blackboard Trivia Quiz

How well do you remember what Bart writes on the blackboard in the opening credits of "The Simpsons"? Test your knowledge here!

A multiple-choice quiz by soutee. Estimated time: 6 mins.

Author
soutee

Time
6 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
177,366

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Difficult

Avg Score
5 / 10

Plays
652

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Question 1 of 10

1. Which of the following was not written on the blackboard by Bart in season 1? Hint

They are laughing at me, not with me

Garlic gum is not funny

I will not tell people Mrs Krabappel is a man

I will not yell "FIRE" in a crowded classroom

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Question 2 of 10

2. In which season was there no couch gag or blackboard writing for the first time? Hint

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Question 3 of 10

3. Which of the following was not written on the blackboard by Bart in season 2? Hint

The F word is not "funny"

I will not Xerox my butt

I will not encourge others to fly

I will pledge allegiance to Bart

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Question 4 of 10

4. Which of the following episode titles from season 3 contained the blackboard writing "I am not a dentist"? Hint

When Flanders Failed

Like Father, Like Clown

Bart the Murderer

Stark Raving Dad

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Question 5 of 10

5. Season 4, episode 65 "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie" includes the blackboard writing "I will not _______ the new kid"?
Hint

pinch

frighten

bury

punch

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Question 6 of 10

6. Which of the following was not written on the blackboard by Bart in season 5? Hint

The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy

I am not delightfully saucy

All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy

Maybe I'll like prison

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Question 7 of 10

7. Which of the following was not written on the blackboard by Bart in season 6? Hint

Beans are neither a fruit nor musical

I will not whittle a hall pass out of a bar of soap

I will not send lard through the mail

Only satan finds wedgies funny

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Question 8 of 10

8. Season 7, episode 131 "Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodly" includes the blackboard writing "No one wants to hear from my _____"?
Hint

butt

dog

mother

armpits

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Question 9 of 10

9. Which of the following was not written on the blackboard by Bart in season 8? Hint

I am not my long-lost twin

Gas goes into a car

The truth is not out there

I am not licensed to do anything

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Question 10 of 10

10. Which of the following was not written on the blackboard by Bart in season 9? Hint

I no longer want my MTV

Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related

Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story

Barnacles are not a good way to floss

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Which of the following was not written on the blackboard by Bart in season 1?

Answer: I will not tell people Mrs Krabappel is a man

"Garlic gum is not funny" was from episode 11 "The Crepes of Wrath", "They are laughing at me, not with me" was from episode 12 "Krusty Gets Busted" and "I will not yell "FIRE" in a crowded classroom" was from episode 13 "Some Enchanted Evening".

2. In which season was there no couch gag or blackboard writing for the first time?

Answer: 1

"Simpsons Roasting on a Open Fire" - episode 1, season 1 did not include a couch gag nor blackboard writing. This was to keep with the Christmas theme.

3. Which of the following was not written on the blackboard by Bart in season 2?

Answer: The F word is not "funny"

"I will not encourge others to fly" was from episode 14 "Bart Gets an F", "I will not Xerox my butt" was from episode 17 "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish" and "I will pledge allegiance to Bart" is from episode 22 "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge".

4. Which of the following episode titles from season 3 contained the blackboard writing "I am not a dentist"?

Answer: Stark Raving Dad

Although Michael Jackson was not credited as being the voice of Leon Kompowsky it was later confirmed by Dan Castellaneta and Harry Shearer on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" in 2002 that it was Jackson. He did not do any of the singing however; this was done by Kipp Lennon.

5. Season 4, episode 65 "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie" includes the blackboard writing "I will not _______ the new kid"?

Answer: bury

The Itchy and Scratchy movie comes back in "The Bart Wants What It Wants".

6. Which of the following was not written on the blackboard by Bart in season 5?

Answer: Maybe I'll like prison

"The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy" is from episode 83 "Cape Feare", "All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy" is from episode 90 "The Last Temptation of Homer" and "I am not delightfully saucy" is from episode 97 "Homer Loves Flanders".

7. Which of the following was not written on the blackboard by Bart in season 6?

Answer: Only satan finds wedgies funny

"Beans are neither a fruit nor musical" is from episode 104 "Bart of Darkness", "I will not send lard through the mail" was episode 110 "Bart's Girlfriend" and "I will not whittle a hall pass out of a bar of soap" was from episode 112 "Homer Badman".

8. Season 7, episode 131 "Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodly" includes the blackboard writing "No one wants to hear from my _____"?

Answer: armpits

This is the episode where the Simpson children end up being fostered by the Flanders family.

9. Which of the following was not written on the blackboard by Bart in season 8?

Answer: Gas goes into a car

"I am not my long-lost twin" is from episode 156 "The Homer They Fall", "The truth is not out there" is from episode 163 "The Springfield Files" and "I am not licensed to do anything" is from episode 164 "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson".

10. Which of the following was not written on the blackboard by Bart in season 9?

Answer: Barnacles are not a good way to floss

"I no longer want my MTV" is from episode 181 "Lisa's Sax", "Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story" is from episode 183 "The Cartridge Family" and "Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related" is from episode 188 "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace". I hope you enjoyed this quiz!

Source: Author soutee

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