"Drawn Together": "Hot Tub" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Princess Clara

Princess Clara exclaims "The minute I met my new housemates, I felt like they were members of my family, only much, much poorer!" She is accustomed to riches, as her name clearly implies.

Answer: Servant girl

By calling Foxxy Love "servant girl," Clara causes tension within the "Drawn Together" house. This snowballs into a catfight where Spanky Ham marks his territory.

Answer: A +6 Sword

This is one of two obvious references to "Dungeons and Dragons" in this episode. A similar strange use of terms was used in "Futurama" when Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons and Dragons, gave Fry a +1 Mace.

Answer: A cantaloupe

With a lampshade on his head, one could only assume the party had started and the effects of the alcohol had kicked in. However, the housemates announce that Foxxy bought a bunch of booze while he is in the middle of the act. Though embarrassed, Spanky Ham is still eager to party. Spanky's fascination with his own bodily functions will become the base of many jokes (and even a plot!) throughout the series.

Answer: Blue

Blue Ball, aged 71, is the first guest to appear in the confessional booth. Back where Princess Clara is from, he usually gives advice -- much like all the inanimate objects. Blue Ball informs the audience that it was a good thing that Clara didn't listen to him this time; he intended to advise her to shoot the president.

Answer: They've been turned away from Christianity by ghosts

Clara's apology is interesting, at best. When it is revealed that her father always had her cut up the six-pack holders so that they wouldn't get caught in a black person's blowhole, Foxxy learns that it's not her fault that she's racist and bigoted. To open Clara's mind, Foxxy makes out with her in the hot tub. This scene is accompanied by a Disney-esque number, "Black Chick's Tongue."

Answer: Cosmopolitan

While Captain Hero is clearly turned on and Spanky Ham has a video camera rolling, Xandir seems more interested in getting away with dating 8 men at once. In promotional art for the series (which also more-or-less depicts the make-out scene) Xandir is seen reading a magazine called "Dude'z Health."

Answer: A birdhouse

Through Ling-Ling's Asian gibberish, he reveals that saying his name three times starts a battle with him. This is similar to the way saying Beetlejuice's name three times would summon him. Clara says Ling-Ling's name twice, then leaves. Toot comes in and says his name a third time. Toot is then ripped to shreds.

Answer: Captain Hero waiting for a 12-year-old girl and a donkey

Early in the episode, Captain Hero describes his wish for a "one of those hot black chicks." Just then, Foxxy Love enters the house. He then wishes for a 12-year-old girl and a donkey. The camera shoots back and forth from him to the door. Unfortunately, his wish does not come true.

Answer: 22

Toot, enraged that she is no longer a sex symbol in this day and age, takes revenge on the housemates. While speaking with Xandir's girlfriend, she tells her that she and Xandir speak often but have never discussed this so-called girlfriend of his. This is contradictory to the fact that Xandir repeatedly stated that he is "on a never-ending quest to save his girlfriend." Xandir, upon learning about his girlfriend's anger, starts to run around screaming and hyperventilating.

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