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Fun 'Friends' Quotes Quiz (Season 1)

All of these quotes are from season one. I give you a quote, you tell me who said it.

A multiple-choice quiz by lilweezer. Estimated time: 3 mins.

Author
lilweezer

Time
3 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
141,482

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Easy

Avg Score
8 / 10

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7614

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Question 1 of 10

1. "Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex."
Hint

Phoebe

Monica

Ross

Chandler

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Question 2 of 10

2. "Oh, God. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?" Hint

Rachel

Chandler

Phoebe

Joey

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Question 3 of 10

3. "I don't know whether he's testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, supposedly by accident." Hint

Phoebe

Joey

Ross

Monica

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Question 4 of 10

4. "Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said yes."
Hint

Monica

Chandler

Ross

Rachel

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Question 5 of 10

5. "Pathetic mess? I know, but come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', ch-ching! Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this." Hint

Joey

Chandler

Ross

Phoebe

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Question 6 of 10

6. "Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'" Hint

Monica

Ursula

Phoebe

Rachel

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Question 7 of 10

7. "Hey, hi. Whoa, oh, why is the air in here so negative?" Hint

Rachel

Ross

Chandler

Phoebe

8. "Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? "You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation." Hint

Ross

Chandler

Phoebe

Monica

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Question 9 of 10

9. "Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that�s right. That�s right, JUMBO with a U, sir. No, believe me, you don�t want me. Judging by his number, I�d be a huge disappointment." (This is on the phone.) Hint

Ross

Rachel

Chandler

Monica

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Question 10 of 10

10. "Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something."
Hint

Chandler

Monica

Joey

Phoebe

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex."

Answer: Monica

This occurs in the 'Pilot' episode. 4 out of the 6 friends are sitting in the coffee shop. Chandler replies "Sounds like a date to me."

2. "Oh, God. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?"

Answer: Rachel

Rachel says this in 'The One with the East German Laundry Detergent.' Ross then asks Rachel, "Rach, have you never done this before?" and she admits that she has never done laundry by herself before.

3. "I don't know whether he's testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, supposedly by accident."

Answer: Ross

This is in 'The One With Two Parts, Part 1.' Ross is talking about his monkey Marcel. Rachel replies, "Oh, yeah, I've done that."

4. "Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said yes."

Answer: Rachel

Monica then responds, "I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. I say
we blow off the dates." The doctors they are referring to are guest stars Noah Wyle and George Clooney. This is in the episode, 'The One With Two Parts, Part 2.'

5. "Pathetic mess? I know, but come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', ch-ching! Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this."

Answer: Joey

Chandler first says "Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a----", and then Joey says the response. They are talking about their plans for that evening. This is in the episode, 'The One With the Candy Hearts.' The 'pathetic mess' turns out to be none other than Janice herself.

6. "Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'"

Answer: Rachel

This is in the episode, "The one With All the Poker," when the 6 friends are putting Rachel's resumes in envelopes. Ross, after looking at the paper, asks her, "Rach, did you proofread these?" She did not, and they had to start all over again.

7. "Hey, hi. Whoa, oh, why is the air in here so negative?"

Answer: Phoebe

To the quote above, Chandler responds, "Rachel lost Marcel." This is in the episode, "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away."

Answer: Chandler

Phoebe then replies, "That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!" This is in the episode, 'The One With the Stoned Guy.'

Answer: Ross

Ross says this about into his new cell phone. Joey was in the coffee shop with him at the time. This is in the episode, "The One With the Ick Factor."

10. "Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something."

Answer: Joey

In this quote, Joey is referring to Ross. He says this to Rachel. Rachel replies, "Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him." This is in the episode, 'The One Where Rachel Finds Out.'

Source: Author lilweezer

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