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1. "Why would anyone do drugs when they can just mow a lawn?"
2. "Uncle Hank, I quit being a virgin the first time I had sex."
3. "No coincidence. I like to hump, I like to eat, and I don't like to drive."
4. "Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking."
5. "Ah, leave it to a woman to turn God's house into a love shack."
6. "Guns don't kill people, the government does."
7. "Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas. It's already 110 degrees in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
8. "I'm all jacked up on America right now! Anyone want to hear me recite the Constitution?"
9. "I'm out there diggin' holes, fallin' into them, climbin' out, tryin' again, and tomorrow, I'm gonna hang outside at a ladies prison. And the first thing those lady cons are gonna see after 20 years? Is me. Will I get one? Experience says no. Will I be out there next month? If I'm alive you better believe it. You gotta get right back up on that tanning bed, slip into a tight t-shirt, wash off some of that cologne, and get yourself out of that tunnel and into some strange woman's bed!"
10. "Pocket Sand!"
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