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Quiz about King of the Hill Who Said That

"King of the Hill" - Who Said That? Quiz

I'll name a notable or recurring quote, you tell me who said it! This will stem across the entire history of "King of the Hill".

A multiple-choice quiz by cavalier87. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
cavalier87

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
405,043

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
7 / 10

Plays
515

Last 3 plays: Guest 74 (9/10), Guest 76 (10/10), Guest 104 (10/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. "Why would anyone do drugs when they can just mow a lawn?" Hint

Hank Hill

Boomhauer

Dale Gribble

Bill Dauterive

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Question 2 of 10

2. "Uncle Hank, I quit being a virgin the first time I had sex." Hint

Bobby Hill

Buck Strickland

Kahn Souphanousinphone

Luanne Platter

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Question 3 of 10

3. "No coincidence. I like to hump, I like to eat, and I don't like to drive." Hint

Hank Hill

Buck Strickland

Bill Dauterive

Dale Gribble

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Question 4 of 10

4. "Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking." Hint

Cotton Hill

Dale Gribble

Hank Hill

Bill Dauterive

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Question 5 of 10

5. "Ah, leave it to a woman to turn God's house into a love shack." Hint

Hank Hill

Dale Gribble

Bobby Hill

Cotton Hill

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Question 6 of 10

6. "Guns don't kill people, the government does." Hint

John Redcorn

Dale Gribble

Nancy Gribble

Joseph Gribble

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Question 7 of 10

7. "Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas. It's already 110 degrees in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!" Hint

Hank Hill

Peggie Hill

John Redcorn

Cotton Hill

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Question 8 of 10

8. "I'm all jacked up on America right now! Anyone want to hear me recite the Constitution?" Hint

Dale Gribble

Bill Dauterive

Hank Hill

Peggie Hill

9. "I'm out there diggin' holes, fallin' into them, climbin' out, tryin' again, and tomorrow, I'm gonna hang outside at a ladies prison. And the first thing those lady cons are gonna see after 20 years? Is me. Will I get one? Experience says no. Will I be out there next month? If I'm alive you better believe it. You gotta get right back up on that tanning bed, slip into a tight t-shirt, wash off some of that cologne, and get yourself out of that tunnel and into some strange woman's bed!" Hint

Boomhauer

John Redcorn

Dale Gribble

Bill Dauterive

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Question 10 of 10

10. "Pocket Sand!" Hint

Dale Gribble

Boomhauer

Bill Dauterive

Peggie Hill

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "Why would anyone do drugs when they can just mow a lawn?"

Answer: Hank Hill

Hank says this liner in season nine's "Yard, She Blows!"

2. "Uncle Hank, I quit being a virgin the first time I had sex."

Answer: Luanne Platter

This quote is said by Luanne in season five's "Luanne Virgin 2.0". Luanne is certainly not short on comedic relief quotes like this one.

3. "No coincidence. I like to hump, I like to eat, and I don't like to drive."

Answer: Buck Strickland

Strickland uses this line during season four's "High Anxiety".

4. "Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking."

Answer: Hank Hill

Hank says this quote in season three's "Three Coaches and a Bobby".

5. "Ah, leave it to a woman to turn God's house into a love shack."

Answer: Cotton Hill

Cotton Hill speaks this line in disgust during season three's "Revenge of the Lutefisk".

6. "Guns don't kill people, the government does."

Answer: Dale Gribble

Arguably the most iconic Dale Gribble liner ever, this one is heard during season two's "How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying".

7. "Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas. It's already 110 degrees in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!"

Answer: Hank Hill

This line is spoken during the pilot.

8. "I'm all jacked up on America right now! Anyone want to hear me recite the Constitution?"

Answer: Dale Gribble

While Hank's noticeable nationalist stances would make him seem to have said this, it was actually Dale! He says this in season nine's "Dale to the Chief".

Answer: Bill Dauterive

This was a surprisingly emotional pep talk Bill gave to Boomhauer in season six's "Dang Ol' Love".

10. "Pocket Sand!"

Answer: Dale Gribble

Shouted in season six's "Soldier of Misfortune", this is definitely one of Dale Gribble's most memorable moments in the show.

Source: Author cavalier87

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