Memory Lane in TV Show Theme Songs Quiz

Answer: Friends

Sung by The Rembrandts:

"So no one told you life was going to be this way.
Your job's a joke, you're broke, you're love life's DOA.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

But, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too."

Answer: Frasier

"Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'. Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
Oh My! Mercy!" (alt: Quite stylish.)

"And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're callin' again."

Answer: Family Ties

Sung by Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams:

"I bet we been together for a million years.
And I bet we'll be together for a million more.
Oh, It's like I started breathing on the night we kissed,
And I can't remember what I ever did before.
What would we do baby, without Us?

What would we do baby, without Us?
And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through.
What would we do baby, without Us? Sha la la la."

Answer: The Muppet Show

Sung by the Muppetiers:

"It's time to play the music. It's time to light the lights.
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

It's time to put on makeup. It's time to dress up right.
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know.
It's like a kind of torture to have to watch the show.

"And now let's get things started."
Audience: "Why don't you get things started?"
"It's time to get things started,
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!"

(Gonzo blows his trumpet - or at least attempts to.)

Answer: Full House

Sung by Jesse Frederick:

"What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go (there's a heart).
There's a heart. A hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go.
There's a face of somebody who needs you.

Everywhere you look,
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home,
Everywhere you look. Everywhere you look."

Answer: Black Adder

In seasons one through five:

"The sound of hoof beats cross the glade.
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter.
Beware the deadly flashing blade,
Unless you want to end up shorter.

Black Adder, Black Adder. He rides a pitch black steed.
Black Adder, Black Adder. He's very bad indeed.

Black. His gloves of finest mole.
Black. His codpiece made of metal.
His horse is blacker than a hole.
His pot is blacker than his kettle.

Black Adder, Black Adder. With many an cunning plan.
Black Adder, Black Adder. You horrid little man!"

Answer: Spongebob Square Pants

Captain: "Are ya ready kids?"
Kids: "Aye, Aye captain!"
Captain: "I can't heeeaaar yooouuu!"
Kids: AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
Captain: "oooooooooooo"

Captain: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
Kids: "Sponge Bob Square Pants!"
Captain: "Absorbent and yellow and porous is he."
Kids: "Sponge Bob Square Pants!"
Captain: "If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish."
Kids: "Sponge Bob Square Pants!"
Captain: "Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish."
Kids: "Sponge Bob Square Pants!"
Captain: "Ready? Sponge Bob Square Pants,"
Captain & Kids: "Sponge Bob Square Pants, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Sponge Bob Square Paaants!"
Captain: "Ah Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, hargh wh..arire. . ha arrrigh."

Answer: The Addams Family

Sung by Vic Mizzy:

"They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.

Their house is a museum.
When people come to see 'em.
They really are a screa-um.
The Addams Family.

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

So get a witch's shawl on.
A broomstick you can crawl on.
We're gonna pay a call on,
The Addams Family."

Answer: Baretta

Sung by Sammy Davis, Jr.:

"Don't go to bed, with no price on your head - No, no, don't do it.
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time - Yeah, don't do it.
And keep your eye on the sparrow.
When the going gets narrow.

Don't do it, don't do it.
Where can I go where the cold winds don't blow,
Now. Well, well, well."

Answer: Green Acres

Sung by Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor:

"Green acres is the place to be.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide.
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.

The chores. The stores.
Fresh air. Times Square

You are my wife, Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are there!"