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1. 'It's a b... It's a b... It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!'

Answer: Kryten

This is taken from 'Camille'. Lister was teaching Kryten how to lie but he could not call a banana a female aardvark like Lister did. Kryten managed to call it a 'small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden' which was his first lie of the many to follow.

2. 'Of course I let him go on his own! I was glad to get rid of him; he's flipped! He's got mad droid disease; he kept waving a banana in front of me and calling it a female aardvark!'

Answer: Rimmer

This is from 'Camille'. Kryten had disobeyed Rimmer's orders and gone onto a planet that was about to explode because there is a million-to-one chance that there was a survivor. Lister asks Rimmer why he let him go off on his own and Rimmer responded with line above.

He actually found a survivor; Camille, who was everyone's perfect mate. Lister and Kryten's perfect mate was played by the actors' current partners.

3. 'So, shall I cancel the order to find your mother?'

Answer: Kryten

This is taken from 'DNA'. A 'hideously malformed triple-headed skeleton with putrefied flesh hanging from it' fell on Rimmer. They are telling Lister and Cat and Rimmer tells Kryten not to make him sound like 'a complete cowardly gimboid git' and that he was fine. Kryten then asks if he should 'cancel the order to find your mother'.

4. 'Well, we had lots of duties around the ship, but I suppose our most vital responsibility was making sure the vending machines didn't run out of fun-size Crunchie Bars.'

Answer: Lister

This is from 'Justice'. Lister was asked what Z Shift's most important duty on the ship was. When Lister had replied with this, Kryten, Rimmer's defence lawyer asked, 'Can you envisage a situation where the lack of honeycomb-centered chocolate bars might be the direct cause of a lethal radiation leak?', to which Lister replied, 'Not off the top of my head, no.'

5. 'Lister, this isn't a Scout meeting. We're not trying to win the Best-Behaved Troop flag. Gloop him.'

Answer: Rimmer

This is also taken from 'Justice'. Rimmer was trying to convince Lister to shoot the unarmed simulant in the back and Lister doesn't want to. Rimmer also says he 'could happily kill him if he was on the job'.

6. 'Yeah! We're cookin' now! How do you want yours? Permed or blow-dried?

Answer: Cat

This is taken from 'White Hole'. All the power on the ship was out so Lister was pedalling to operate a hairdryer by dynamo, which would heat a frying pan with an egg in it. They tried this because otherwise, they had to eat cold beans, which was hard because they had to spend twenty minutes sawing the lid off the can because all the openers are electric. Cat then suggests they get some rest.

Not for Lister though. It is Tuesday and this means it is Cat's turn on the electric blanket which Lister has to pedal to operate.

7. 'I'm not gonna get plastered, Rimmer, just...just nicely drunk.'

Answer: Lister

This is taken from 'White Hole'. Lister had to think about trigonomics of four-dimensional space and decide at what angle he should fire a thermonuclear device into the sun to knock a planet into the white hole; or as he put it, playing pool with planets.

He planned, beforehand, to drink an entire six-pack of 'wicked strength larger' and after two cans he was slurring his words. He assured Rimmer he would not 'mish'.

8. 'Him and me. It would never work. I just can't stand to be near the man. To see myself so warped, so bitter, so weasely. The man's a maggot.'

Answer: Ace

This is from 'Dimension Jump'. Ace Rimmer could not stand to see himself as Rimmer, who has been described many times as 'a complete and total smeghead'.

9. 'I could have jammed them up his nostrils, head butted him on the nose and they could have blasted out of his ears.'

Answer: Rimmer

This is from 'Meltdown'. Rimmer was telling everyone his really boring Risk story. He skipped to the interesting bit which in fact, was not as printed above like he said it might be. It was in fact, that he threw another two sixes!

10. 'You're seriously telling me he's a transvestite?'

Answer: Cat

This is from 'Meltdown'. Lister and Cat had being captured with the wax droid equivalent of Hitler and Goering. Lister told Cat that Goering was a drug addict and a transvestite. Cat inquires later, 'with those hips?'

Source: Author Milky1989

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'Red Dwarf' Quotes - Series 4 Trivia Quiz

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