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"Roseanne", She Wrote Trivia Quiz

From shopping list to songs, "Roseanne" characters write them all.

A multiple-choice quiz by HannahConner88. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
HannahConner88

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
329,481

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
1885

Awards
Top 10% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Guest 146 (5/10), Guest 70 (6/10), Guest 172 (10/10).

Question 1 of 10

1. Who is the composer of the song lyrics:
"Blueberry fantasy, tangerine dream, love is a rainbow of incense and cream"? Hint

Bonnie

Dan

Roseanne

Nana Mary

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Question 2 of 10

2. Who conceives the shopping list:
"Milk"
"Eggs"
"Bullets"? Hint

Dan

Jackie

Roseanne

Darlene

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Question 3 of 10

3. When Jackie is away at police training school, Roseanne writes her a letter. Which topic does she not mention in the letter?
Hint

Mother Harris' mole

Lillian Vernon catalog

Co-ed barracks

Houseplant

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Question 4 of 10

4. Who is the poetess of the lines:
"The sky drips down like dragons teeth. The earth sighs, bending to my touch. I am melting."?
Hint

Roseanne

Molly

Darlene

Stacy

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Question 5 of 10

5. Who inspires the literary work:
"It's 5:30 am. The house is still quiet, except for an intermittent rubble from the bedroom, the snore of my life mate."? Hint

Fred

Dan

Leon

Scott

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Question 6 of 10

6. DJ gives Roseanne a card for Valentine's Day that reads: "Happy Valentine's Day from your son". What signature is on the card? Hint

Love, DJ

Love, Warren

Love, Wagner

Love, Becky

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Question 7 of 10

7. Before plummeting into space, who has time to write the note:
"I know this is hard to believe, but I have been kidnapped by aliens from outer space"? Hint

Arnie

Nancy

Darlene

8. Who transcribes the history report:
"Gather ye citizens of Lanford and hear the tell of the founding of your town. Years ago Vikings came to America and discovered Lanford, but it was already one of the 13 colonies, so Abraham Lincoln sent them home. He freed the Vikings and then the Indians came with Jeronimo..."?
Hint

Mark

Lonnie

Roseanne

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Question 9 of 10

9. Who reviews and revises the letter that David writes to Darlene while she is away at college? Hint

Darlene

Roseanne

Becky

Mark

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Question 10 of 10

10. In his high school years, Dan wrote Roseanne the poem:
"Roseanne, Roseanne, my name is Dan, I really want to be your man. Please say yes, or I'll be a mess. Leave your answer in my desk."
On paper, what word does Dan misspell?
Hint

Desk

Roseanne

Dan

Yes

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Who is the composer of the song lyrics: "Blueberry fantasy, tangerine dream, love is a rainbow of incense and cream"?

Answer: Roseanne

In the episode "Radio Days" Roseanne persuades Dan to enter a song contest that is being held by a local radio station.

2. Who conceives the shopping list: "Milk" "Eggs" "Bullets"?

Answer: Dan

In the episode "Dear Mom and Dad" Roseanne's parent's surprise visit turns the Conners home into a mad house. Bearing his share of the burden and tipping the verge of insanity, Dan's shopping list serves as a cry for help.

3. When Jackie is away at police training school, Roseanne writes her a letter. Which topic does she not mention in the letter?

Answer: Mother Harris' mole

In the episode "House of Grown-Ups" Roseanne has a difficult time adjusting to Jackie's absence. While standing in Jackie's kitchen, Roseanne composes the following letter:
"Dear Sis, I hope you survived your first week of training and that life in barracks is, at the very least co-ed. Things on the home front are as trilling as ever. I told Mom you've been working late and that's why you haven't called her; you're gonna have to tell her, hopefully when I'm not there. Your place is fine. I got your mail and I borrowed your Lillian Vernon catalog. Your plant is still alive, pretty much, and will probably make it 'til you get back. I hope I do. Love, Kisses, Hugs."

4. Who is the poetess of the lines: "The sky drips down like dragons teeth. The earth sighs, bending to my touch. I am melting."?

Answer: Roseanne

In the episode "Brain Dead Poets Society" Darlene's school assignment is to write a poem about something that gives her a happy feeling. When Darlene expresses her disinterest in poetry, Roseanne tries to inspire her by sharing the passion she once had for writing and allowing Darlene to read some of her original poems.

5. Who inspires the literary work: "It's 5:30 am. The house is still quiet, except for an intermittent rubble from the bedroom, the snore of my life mate."?

Answer: Dan

In the episode "Happy Birthday" a pre-midlife crisis inspires Roseanne to chase her dream of becoming a writer. A night of writer's block produces this paragraph about Dan, who, after reading the draft, is in denial over the snoring matter. Roseanne assures him: "No, Dan, this is fiction".

6. DJ gives Roseanne a card for Valentine's Day that reads: "Happy Valentine's Day from your son". What signature is on the card?

Answer: Love, Warren

In the episode "Valentine's Day" when Dan and Roseanne question the signature on DJ's handmade card, DJ admits that the creation is not his own. He explains that he did make a card, but he thought it was lousy.

7. Before plummeting into space, who has time to write the note: "I know this is hard to believe, but I have been kidnapped by aliens from outer space"?

Answer: Arnie

In the episode "Aliens" Arnie can no longer bear the pressure of being married to Nancy, so he jots down a note and departs. Roseanne and Jackie are left speechless by Arnie's farewell, while Dan wonders "Who are the Allens and why are they out of spice?".

8. Who transcribes the history report: "Gather ye citizens of Lanford and hear the tell of the founding of your town. Years ago Vikings came to America and discovered Lanford, but it was already one of the 13 colonies, so Abraham Lincoln sent them home. He freed the Vikings and then the Indians came with Jeronimo..."?

Answer: DJ

In the episode "Lanford Daze" DJ's scouts, the Woodchucks, are performing a skit on the founding of Lanford at the local Lanford Daze carnival. Instead of researching the subject for himself, DJ is Darlene's pupil when she volunteers her version of the events.

9. Who reviews and revises the letter that David writes to Darlene while she is away at college?

Answer: Roseanne

In the episode "Homeward Bound" when Darlene's college schedule leaves David feeling left out, he attempts to express himself in a letter. Roseanne finds David's words unpersuasive, so she imparts her noteworthy expertise.

10. In his high school years, Dan wrote Roseanne the poem: "Roseanne, Roseanne, my name is Dan, I really want to be your man. Please say yes, or I'll be a mess. Leave your answer in my desk." On paper, what word does Dan misspell?

Answer: Desk

In the episode "Direct to Video" while rummaging through boxes of memorabilia, Becky and Darlene find love letters and poems that Dan and Roseanne wrote to each other in high school. Among the find is this well rhymed poem from Dan to Roseanne, well rhymed, partly because Dan spells desk, "dess".

Source: Author HannahConner88

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