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'Simpsons' (Grampa) Quotes Trivia Quiz

This is a quiz for stricly Grampa Simpsons' quotes. I'll give you part of the line and you finish it. Have fun!

A multiple-choice quiz by blackwingedrose. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
blackwingedrose

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
90,681

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
3762

Last 3 plays: Guest 38 (8/10), Guest 104 (8/10), Johnmcmanners (10/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. "I'm an old man. I hate everything but ______. Oooh! It's on now."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 2 of 10

2. "Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my ______ . It holds the answers to all the important questions."
Hint

wallet

hat

shoe

underwear

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Question 3 of 10

3. "Dear Mr. President, There are too many ____ nowadays.
Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 4 of 10

4. "He used to be smart as a ____, but now ... he's dumb as a monkey."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 5 of 10

5. "I always get the blame around here! Who threw a ____ at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?" Hint

slipper

chair

walker

cane

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Question 6 of 10

6. "Well, most of it. I did wear ______ for a period in the forties. Oh, they had designers then! " Hint

a dress

a slip

heels

a bra

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Question 7 of 10

7. "I'm an Elk, a Mason, a _____ ... I'm also president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason ..."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 8 of 10

8. "You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-'em-hell attitude and a _____ education. You coulda made Sergeant." Hint

sixth grade

fifth grade

fourth grade

third grade

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Question 9 of 10

9. "Now my story begins in 19-______-two." Hint

dickety

jumpety

hundredety

hoppety

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Question 10 of 10

10. "Ehhh, welcome to my ____ ." Hint

world

house

universe

life

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "I'm an old man. I hate everything but ______. Oooh! It's on now."

Answer: Matlock

Grampa: "I'm an old man. I hate everything but 'Matlock'. Oooh! It's on now." A typical Grampa line.

2. "Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my ______ . It holds the answers to all the important questions."

Answer: underwear

Grampa: "Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answers to all the important questions." Everyday advice from Grampa.

3. "Dear Mr. President, There are too many ____ nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot."

Answer: states

Grampa:"Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays.
Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot." Grampa's character being used to mock the elderly in a humorous way.

4. "He used to be smart as a ____, but now ... he's dumb as a monkey."

Answer: chimp

Grampa: "He used to be smart as a chimp, but now ... he's dumb as a monkey." Grampa talking about Homer in the episode where Lisa thinks she's going stupid because of the Simpson gene.

5. "I always get the blame around here! Who threw a ____ at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?"

Answer: cane

Grampa: "I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?" Grampa's response after Marge and Homer accuse him of doing something wrong.

6. "Well, most of it. I did wear ______ for a period in the forties. Oh, they had designers then! "

Answer: a dress

Bart: "Is that story true, Grampa?" Grampa: "Well, most of it. I did wear a dress for a period in the forties. Oh, they had designers then!" An interesting conversation between Grampa and Bart after Grampa tells him a story.

7. "I'm an Elk, a Mason, a _____ ... I'm also president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason ..."

Answer: Communist

Grampa: "I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist ... I'm also president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason ..." From the episode where Homer is trying to become a Stone Cutter.

8. "You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-'em-hell attitude and a _____ education. You coulda made Sergeant."

Answer: fourth grade

Bart: "Hey, Grampa, do you think I could've been a Flying Hellfish?"
Grampa: "You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-'em-hell attitude and a fourth-grade education. You coulda made Sergeant." From the episode where Mr. Burns steals the Flying Hellfish treasure.

9. "Now my story begins in 19-______-two."

Answer: dickety

Grampa: "Now my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say 'dickety' cause the Kaiser had stolen our word 'twenty'. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles."
One of Grampa's outlandish yet hillarious stories.

10. "Ehhh, welcome to my ____ ."

Answer: world

Lisa: "Bart, do you realise what this means? The next time we fall asleep we could die!" Grampa: "Ehhh, welcome to my world."
From the episode where grounds keeper Willie trys to kill Bart and Lisa in their dreams.

Source: Author blackwingedrose

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