TOW Joey's Porsche Trivia Quiz

Answer: 350

Monica suggested he put them in the lost and found and Joey was surprised to find they had a lost and found there, and lo and behold, he finds his shoe! Chandler then asks, "You left a shoe here?" Joey says, "Well, I didn't realize until I got home. I wasn't gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe!"

Answer: Rachel

Phoebe said Rachel could be her roommate and she asked Phoebe how long Denise will be gone and Phoebe told her she'll be back on December 26th. Rachel then said, "December 26th, huh, maybe she's Santa Claus." Phoebe laughs, but then stops to think about it.

Answer: apple of my eye

After she says that, he tells her he has a court date at 2:00 the next afternoon to get their marriage annulled.

Answer: Coach Ruben

Phoebe is paranoid over having to babysit the triplets and asks Chandler and Monica to help. Monica asks, "Pheebs, how's it going?" Phoebe says, "I'm doing okay. I think it's going well. Do you think they're having fun? Am I talking too fast?" Monica says, "Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it's going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler." Chandler then says, "Little baby girl Chandler. Where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben."

Answer: wiping

Chandler said he thought things would go a lot smoother if they each had their own zone. He told Phoebe she can be in charge of wiping and Monica could be in charge of diapering and he could be in charge of looking at how cute they are when they put their hands around their fingers. Phoebe said, "That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping." Chandler says, "Okay, I'm a rookie. I should not be in the end zone."

Answer: equity investments

Chandler asked him what equity investments and Joey said, "The ones that got me the Porsche!"

Answer: Krog

Monica yelled, "Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someone's eye out!" Chandler responded, "He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!"

Answer: sand

Phoebe was shocked and said, "What?" Chandler says, "Glass, sand, whatever."

Answer: gun

He said that maybe Krog wasn't such a safe toy and Monica asked him what made him change his mind and he said, "I swallowed the sonic blaster gun."

Answer: financially unstable

She said he was mentally unstable. She said he was addicted to heroin and crack and he told her that crack isn't an intravenous drug and she said he would know! Ross didn't agree with the sexual preference either and she claimed she found the magazines. Ross got so upset, he finally said, "Okay, I'm sorry, this is insane! I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, I'll consummate this marriage right here, right now!"

Answer: 7 years

Monica was going to take Chandler to the emergency room and Phoebe was scared to be alone with the triplets so she was making up an excuse for them not to leave her by herself. Phoebe tells them, "But you can't leave me with them! We're a team! We're playing a zone! They're gonna triple team me!" Monica says, "He's got something plastic lodged in his throat, we've got to go to the hospital." Phoebe says, "But no, because a doctor won't be able to help him, it's just gonna you know, naturally pass through his system in like seven years." Chandler says, "I think that's gum." Phoebe says, "I'm pretty sure it's gun."

Answer: Leslie

Phoebe's changing their diapers and tosses one into a trash can which misses, and knocks over a vase of flowers, which fall to the floor and break. She then says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? 'Cause let's face it, we're at Monica's." She crawls to the diaper, throws it away, and then picks up the flowers, and the vase.

She then says, "I broke it. Alright. Well, that's just the way that goes." When she turns around, she notices there are only two babies and says, "Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you can't answer." She starts looking for her and callng her name, "Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words!" When she turns around, she sees Leslie in the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet. Phoebe tells her, "Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh!" She then picks her up and notices she used the bathroom in the drawer and says, "Oh, you're a lot mischievous! Well, it'll dry." She then closes the drawer with her foot.

Answer: get married

After Rachel signs the divorce papers, Ross heads toward the door. Rachel says, "Okay Ross, wait a minute. I kinda have a little confession." Ross asks, "What?" Rachel says, "Well, you know this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea." Ross says, "Excuse me?" Rachel says, "Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married? And I didn't really, I didn't want to say anything, but it kinda kept coming back to me, and remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then..." Ross finishes her statement, "To eat a lot of grapes." Rachel says, " So, sorry I got us into this mess."

Answer: Pizza Hut

Ross said he never thought he'd be divorcing Rachel and Rachel said, "I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn't be a secret, and we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut!" Ross asked if he at least paid for the dinner but Rachel said it was on the house because it was a newlywed special!

Answer: female

He built boxes under a tarp to make it look as if there was a car underneath it and when a couple of girls walked by, one told the other that he had the most amazing Porsche under the tarp and Joey told them, "I'd love to show ya, but I just tucked her in.

She's sleeping." He then asked them out for a couple of drinks and at the same moment, a guy catches a football and falls into Joey's Porsche and his secret is revealed!