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Answer: Chandler

Joey's getting ready for his date with Rachel and Chandler asks him if he was nervous and Joey told him, "Naa, no. This is the part I'm actually good at." Chandler then says the statement in question.

Answer: an X-rated video florist

Monica gives Ross a card from the self-tanning place and he says, "Hey, I know where this place is! It used to be an X-rated video..." He stops as he realizes what he's saying. "...florist."

Answer: Puerto Rican

"Alright Mr. Geller! Right this way! So, how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three." Ross says, "I like how you look, what are you?" The assistant tells him, "Puerto Rican."

Answer: False

"One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis..." The sprayer starts again, spraying him in the face and torso. "Wait! Wait! I'm not-I've not finished counting!" He then exits the booth and tells the assistant, "You sprayed my front twice!" The assistant asks, "You've never turned?" Ross replies, "No, I barely even got to 'three Mississippi'." The assistant then says, "Mississippi? I said count to five!" Ross then asks, "Mississippilesly?"

Answer: Monica

Amanda called and was leaving a message on the answering machine and when she said, "Hello Monica. It's Amanda calling again. I am in the neighborhood hoping I can pop by your flat!" Monica says to the answering machine, "You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!"

Answer: Ebony and Ivory

When Ross enters the apartment, Chandler says something is different about him. Ross tells him he went to the tanning place his wife suggested and Chandler asked him if that place was the sun. Ross tells him it gets worse and he turns his side to Chandler and Monica and pulls up his shirt. You can see a distinct line across his body, where his belly is very tanned and his back is very pale. Chandler says, "Oh My God! You can do a duet of 'Ebony and Ivory' all by yourself!"

Answer: Mike and Chandler were in a car accident.

Monica tells Phoebe, "Look, I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency." Phoebe then asks what kind of emergency is there that gets them both out of there and Monica asks her, "Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?" Phoebe states, "Are you kidding, I love it!"

Answer: no

She found out that a few years ago Phoebe tried to cut her out of her life so when Chandler called with the emergency phone call, she got up ready to leave and Phoebe said to her, "Oh my God. Was Mike with him?" Monica replied, "Nope!"

Answer: champagne

Rachel asks Joey, "Hey! Got champagne?" Joey tells her, "Yes ma'am, ready to Power through!"

Answer: National Geographic

You can tell that's what it is right before Chandler knocks on the door.