TOW The Nicknames Trivia Quiz

Answer: TOW the Videotape

Rachel is upset because Ross taped them having sex. Ross swears it was an honest mistake but Rachel doesn't believe it. Rachel enters Monica and Chandler's apartment and says, "Hey! Is Ross still here?" Joey says, "No Rach, he's gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake." Rachel then says, "Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it?" Joey gets an evil smile on his face and she says, "Oh forget it!" Ross then enters the apartment and Rachel says, "Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village." Ross says to her, "Look, it was accident! Okay? I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didn't even watch it! Anyway, here. I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself."

Answer: TO Where the Monkey Gets Away

Rachel accidentally lets Marcel escape from the apartment while monkey-sitting for Ross. Rachel and Ross are out on the street searching for Marcel. Ross gets upset and says, "This is ridiculous! We've been all over the neighborhood. He's gone, he's just gone." Rachel says, "Ross, you don't know that." Ross says, "Oh come on.

It's cold, it's dark, he doesn't know the Village." He kicks a street sign and says, "And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey, and a broken foot! Thank you very much!" Rachel then says, "Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here." She kicks the sign and says, "Ow! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?" Ross says, "Yeah, yeah. You know, now that you kicked the sign, hey! I don't miss Marcel any more!" Rachel then says, "You know, it is not like I did this on purpose." Ross says, "Oh, no. No.

This is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. I mean, you're off in Rachel-land, doing your Rachel-thing, totally oblivious to people's monkeys, or to people's feelings."

Answer: none of these

Ross calls himself a fashion monger in the episode, "TOW Phoebe's Ex-Partner". Ross is jealous over Rachel's ex co-worker, Mark. When he finds out she is going to attend a lecture with Mark, he says, "Look if you're not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?" Rachel tells him, "Because, he's my friend." Ross says, "Okay, but do you really need another friend?" Rachel says, "Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?" Ross asks, "Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?" Rachel tells him, "I don't know, you thought "See you Saturday" was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion, okay? I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me." Ross says, "I would love to go with you." Rachel asks, "Really?" Ross says, "Yeah, hey, I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion monger." Rachel then says, "Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me." Ross gets a worried look on his face and says, "What? What should I wear? Now I'm all nervous."

Answer: True

Rachel considers herself a laundry virgin because she has never done her own laundry. When she and Ross go together to the laundromat, there's a woman there that makes Rachel's first time, not-so-pleasant. Finally, Rachel stands up to her when she tries to take their cart. Rachel says to her, "I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart." The woman tells her, "Yeah, well, I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things. Now come on, get outta my way." Rachel then says, "I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear, this is our cart." The woman says, "Hey, hey, hey.

There aren't any clothes in it." Rachel says, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules!" They then struggle over the cart and Rachel jumps in it and says, "Alright, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it! " The woman pauses and then leaves. Rachel then says to Ross, "Yes! Did you see that?" Ross says, "You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen." Rachel then says, "I could not have done this without you." She then kisses him.

Answer: TO Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break

It's Ross and Rachel's one0year anniversary but Rachel had been so busy at work, she couldn't spend any time with Ross, so he brings her up a picnic dinner. When Rachel sees him, she says, "Oh my God! What are you doing here?" He says, "Well you said you couldn't go out so..." He then pulls the cover off the basket. Rachel's co-worker, Sophie, then says, "You brought a picnic, oh, what a boyfriend. That's it, on Monday I start wearing make-up." Rachel then says to Ross, "Ross honey, this is very nice, but I got a crisis." Ross says, "Yeah, but I got cous-cous!" Rachel says, "Honey, honey, I'm sorry, I know it's our anniversary but I told you on the phone I don't have time to stop." Ross says, "Okay, you don't have to stop, I'm invisible, I'm not here." He then lights a candle. Rachel says, "But I don't..." She then begins speaking to someone on the phone, "Oh, who approved that order? Well there is no Mark Robinson in this office." She then tells Sophie, "Get me Mark on the phone!" Rachel continues speaking on the phone, "Well, let me just check that with what I got here, alright, see, 038 is not the number for this store, 038 is Atlanta." Ross makes a lot of noise with a pepper grinder and Rachel gives him a dirty look.

He offers, "Pepper?" Rachel angrily says, "None for me." Rachel is then speaking on the phone again, "I'm sorry, as I was saying the store number is wrong, and I'm sorry but that's..." She then notices a small fire and says, "Oh my God!" Ross puts out the fire by squeezing water onto it from a bottle. Rachel tells the person on the phone, "Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to call you back, I've got a Schemp in my office." She then asks Ross, "What are you doing?" Ross says, "I'm sorry. But, hey, somebody's off the phone, how about a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again." Rachel says, "Ross you're not listening to me, I don't have time to stop." Ross says, "Come on Rach, you don't have what, ten minutes?" Rachel angrily tells him, "I don't have ten minutes!" He then asks Sophie, "Sophie, does she have ten minutes?" Rachel yells, "Hey, Ross! I told you I don't!" Ross says, "Don't yell at me, okay? This is the most I've seen you all week." rachel tells him, "Look, I cannot do this right now, okay? I've got a deadline. Would you just go home? I'll talk to you later."

Answer: fifteen

After one of the games of poker is over, Ross is calculating how much each of them owe and says, "So, Phoeebs owes $7.50. Monica, you owe $10, and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones." Joey says, "But hey, thanks for teaching us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game." Phoebe says, "Alright, here's my $7.50, but I think you should know that this money is cursed. I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it." Chandler says, "That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.

This way I can break them up with a movie." Ross then says, "Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen." Rachel says, "Oh, so typical. Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women." Monica then says, "You know what? This is not over. We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourselves forever."

Answer: TOW All the Rugby

While Ross is out with Emily, he meets two old friends of hers, one of them she used to date. They both play Rugby and Ross decides he can do it too. When Phoebe asks him why he's doing it, he tells her, "Well, you should've seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, he's like Joe Rugby." Phoebe says, "You're kidding! And he plays rugby? That's so funny...Oh! I see how you did that. Alright." Ross then says, "Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So I'm gonna show her how tough I really am!" Rachel starts laughing and Ross gives her a dirty look.

She then says, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right. You are a tough guy. You're the toughest paleontologist I know." Joey then says, "Alright, come on, look, Ross can take care of himself! It's not like he's Chandler!"

Answer: TO Where No One's Ready

Ross has invited everyone to a banquet but no one seems to be in a hurry to get ready for it and those that are ready, things go terribly wrong. Chandler and Joey argue over a chair. Monica is worried about a message from Richard that was on the answering machine. Phoebe got hummus on her dress and Rachel can't decide what to wear. Rachel comes from her bedroom holding up a dress and she asks, "You guys, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?" Phoebe tells her, "I don't know, you might be the first one."

Answer: TOW All the Haste

After the opening credits of "TOW All the Haste", we see Ross and Emily. Emily is the first one to speak and says, "Oh, blimey! I still can't believe you've got an earring!" We then see Ross has a little gold hoop in his ear. Ross says, "Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowie?" He then pretends as if he's a rocker and Emily asks, "He does that?" Ross tells her, "I don't know, whatever." Emily then tells him, "I think it makes you look really dangerous." Ross says, "Oh, I know. You know what? I never would've gotten this if it weren't for you. Really.

When I'm with you I'm like this whole other guy. I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I love that guy!" Emily says, "I love both of you!"

Answer: No

Rachel called herself, "the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family", in the episode, "TOW the Sonogram at the End". Rachel made plans to meet Barry to give him her engagement ring back to him but she can't find it. She's worried and says, "Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him. "Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!" Oh, God, and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder!"